Here comes the World Cup! Oh, and an English Premiership Cup match too.
Exciting rugby on the telly this week
Friday 20th September
| Japan 30 – 10 Russia | 11:45 | ITV / S4C |
Saturday 21st September
| Australia 39 – 21 Fiji | 05:45 | ITV |
| France 23 – 21 Argentina | 08:15 | ITV |
| New Zealand 23 – 13 S Africa | 10:45 | ITV |
| Exeter 28 – 14 Bath | 15:15 | BT Sport 3 |
Sunday 22nd September
| Italy 47 – 22 Namibia | 06:15 | ITV |
| Ireland 27 – 3 Scotland | 08:45 | ITV |
| England 35 – 3 Tonga | 11:15 | ITV |
Monday 23rd September
| Wales 43 – 14 Georgia | 11:15 | ITV / S4C |
Tuesday 24th September
| Russia 9 – 34 Samoa | 11:15 | ITV4 |
Wednesday 25th September
| Fiji 27 – 30 Uruguay | 06:15 | ITV4 |
Thursday 26th September
| Italy 48 – 7 Canada | 08:45 | ITV4 |
| England 45 – 7 USA | 11:45 | ITV |
Ovally Balls 
That’s a fairly masochistic fantasy chimpie. But we always knew that you are the kinky type.
LikeLike
Justicable & unlawful.
LikeLike
But enough about craigs
LikeLiked by 4 people
Have a side order of France 2011 with that, Chimpers. Then you get additional whining about corrupt reading in the final too. Win-win. Or lose-lose.
LikeLike
“Parliament has not been prorogued, she says.”
LikeLike
The phrase “Parliament has not been prorogued, she says” sounds like a really tenuous double entendre
LikeLike
“Bercow statement says Parliament must convene as a matter of urgency – he will consult party leaders ASAP”
LikeLike
You have to ask, did Lizzy no notice that Boris’ trousers were ablaze when she spoke with him?
LikeLike
@ticht
Disappointing lack of euphemisms in Bercow’s statement
LikeLike
@OT – “consult”
LikeLiked by 1 person
onna Catch-up.
1) Shapiro is a fucking idiot. This is well documented. Bari Weiss is also a fucking idiot.
2) Chickens are just predatory dinosaurs in disguise, pace Jurassic Park.
3) Craigs- you need to bop Amy onna melon. She makes a lot of noise and is hella intimidating, but she’s not actually that hard.
4) Not sure what to make of that England team. Think this was the game to rest Billy.
5) “Justicable & unlawful.” Title of Chimpie’s sex tape.
LikeLiked by 4 people
I think we should postpone Brexit. Make it an Xmas Brexit rather than Halloween. Everyone is nice to each other during the festive period.
LikeLike
Right well, Russia v Samoa here we go
LikeLike
Cat – I tried to sweep the leg and almost got there. It’s a cool boss though.
LikeLike
Cat – is there a short cut to this boss? At the moment I go right through the lake and past the stone throwers. Then past that winter lantern fucker.
LikeLike
@Craigs. Don’t bother. Bop her inna melon. The legs are heavily armoured.
Stay in front and bait her big slam, then charge in, wallop her on the melon twice and run away.
LikeLike
Bloodborne is the longest game there ever was.
LikeLike
Fuck work. Russia are playing Samoa.
LikeLike
Surprised any of the Russians can walk after busting themselves so much on Friday.
LikeLike
‘game’
LikeLike
Someone tell me if Rey Lee Lo does something good.
And include the word ‘legend’ in your description. Ta.
LikeLike
Hint of Lee Lo Ledge there.
LikeLike
Lee-Lo watch:
Cardiff legend makes an outside break and offloads to set up a fine attacking position for Samoa.
They squander it but stuffing up a lineout
LikeLiked by 1 person
Lee-Lo watch
Strong carry and offload off the floor from the legend to get Samoa on the front foot.
Few phases later, Nanai-Williams puts his winger away for the opening score
LikeLike
Great pass from Cardiff legend Nick Williams’ brother.
LikeLike
Decent try by Samoa not long after their scrum got munched.
LikeLike
Russia respond with a penalty.
LikeLike
I’m hoping to see Samoa Legend Tempers Flair in this game.
LikeLike
How did Russia lose to Jersey?
LikeLike
nice stepping skillz by the Russian fullback
LikeLike
And they take the lead.
It’ll be temporary I imagine but they’re making a good fist of it.
LikeLike
Getting the fear about playing Russia now as well as Japan and Samoa
LikeLike
The officials bottled that
So much for safety
LikeLike
Rey Yee-Lo.
And a lucky boy. That bosh had some very red vibes about it.
LikeLike
Chimpie if we lose to either of these sides we shouldn’t even bother playing Japan, just come home
LikeLike
I’ve really hexed Rey, haven’t I?
LikeLike
That was a shoulder to the heid. Yes was a vague arm wrappage which is presumably why he was let off, but he’s luck to just get the 10.
LikeLike
Samoan hooker has melted himself here. Wobbling around on the floor after that clash.
LikeLike
What’s Artemiev said to the Samoans pre-game?
LikeLike
If that one is not a red then there is something very wrong at work
LikeLike
And he should get a card too. Might be a red. Same thing, with Artemyev dipped a bit, but not sure Poite will stick with yellow this time.
LikeLike
Yikes he’s really done himself there. Deserves a card for that too.
LikeLike
Poite going with yellow again…
LikeLike
This is a joke
LikeLike
Albeit this guy won’t be back because he has wrecked himself.
LikeLike
V lucky, both were reds imo
LikeLike
Second one worse in my opinion.
LikeLike
It’s the shaft of all shafts.
LikeLike
Can the Samoans keep their hooker on for the line out?
LikeLike
Poite taking the same attitude to high tackles as he does breakdown safety normally (I.e. zero fucks given).
Samoa are going to end the game with 8 men at this rate.
Is there a rule like in football where you lose if you go below a certain number of players?
LikeLike