IRELAND: No Backspace
A brief, incomprehensive preview of Ireland’s Six Nations 2020, written fast
Having muffed the entire last calendar year, Irish rugby returns to Europe feeling sorry for itself. The normal provincial success continues, but means nothing come the bitter dawn of the first weekend of February. It’s Six Nations time.
Daddy Faz is our new leader and he’s talked a lot of fan-service shite about how we’ll be a pure-running Irish team, ferocious and feral and flames for eyes. His actual vision for the side will get its first public airing this weekend. Many of the personnel are the same as the World Cup – too many, in a particular rather than strategic sense – but this still represents a period of major change.
Yet change is not to be feared. The history of Ireland at Rugby World Cups shows that a constant state of flux is, paradoxically, needed to maintain standards as well as develop them. 2019 was as clear an example as 2007 of the desiccated horror of trying to take a successful side that has just hit a peak and shield it from the passage of time. The only ways to stop a tiger changing daily are death and taxidermy.
And, so, we come to another paradox. Minimal changes of personnel at this time are not necessarily expressions of fear of that which is new. We could have bucked out everyone over the age of 30 – but we’re not picking the 2023 World Cup team in January 2020. We must be prepared to keep evolving in perpetuity. No need for do-something panic now.
This weekend’s team:
Spuds: Healy, Herring, Furlong, Henderson, Ryan, Stander, van der Flier, Doris
Gravy: Murray, Sexton, Stockdale, Aki, Ringrose, Conway, Larmour
Seconds: Kelleher, Kilcoyne, Porter, Toner, O’Mahony, Cooney, Ross Byrne, Henshaw
Johnny Sexton is the captain, and this is OK. He remains our best ten by a way and is one of a handful of nailed-on starters. If there is an issue with his captaincy, it’s not his age or his ability – it’s his captaincy. The key part of the job is dealing with the ref and, while he seems a charming and self-effacing man when in his civvies, game-day Johnny Sexton is an insufferable wanker. He makes enemies of the whistlers and, while recently he has tried smiling and coercion (and looked unnatural doing so), he’s only one perceived affront away from calling Romain Poîte a brainless snaildick. Contrast with your memories of perfect-son-in-law Sam Warburton and the issue is clear.
Conor Murray’s selection is a poor call. Conor of the past 12 months or so is not the champion player of the years prior. He’s not been bad, per se, and his imperiousness may still return. The issue is alternatives. John Cooney has been the most influential player in Europe this year.
Peter O’Mahony has been unshovellable shite for a year and the fact he made the Six Nations squad at all should have been questioned. Overall, his previous body of work makes that the right call – but picking him in a match-day 23 is frankly the wrong choice. The starting back row looks well-balanced, and chucking 21-year-old Doris straight in barely feels like a risk. However, Max Deegan or Jack O’Donoghue should be on the bench – with the choice of which made on a tactical and stylistic basis rather than trying to decide which of the two great athletes in great form best deserve the number 20 shirt.
Anyway, it’s just one weekend. The variable calls:
- which of four centres gets to play beside Ringrose?
- Larmour or Addison, or maybe both?
- the selected front rows look like our best six, but each of the calls could go either way – do we have a best front row, and do we even need a clear starting trio?
And so we will have room to breathe over the course of the tournament. A tournament we can win (we won’t, England will).
Now is the time for experimentation, to a point. But Andy Farrell does not get a free hit. Anything less than three wins is failure and, ultimately, we’re in it to win it.
Scotland by 50.
ENDS
Preview courtesy of EnzoM
WALES: The Dog That Didn’t Know Whether to be Under or Over
With apologies to Edmund Spenser:
One day they wrote his name upon the sheet,
But at night I came and washed it all away.
Again they wrote it in media and tweet
But in I crept, and made the twittering my prey.
Vain man! cried they, to wipe his name away
A frightening act, a cruel spine-tingler
To ensure Wayne Pivac forgets Aaron Shingler
Link to Squad for the 2020 Guinness Six Nations
Team to play Italy in Cardiff:
Leigh Halfpenny; Johnny McNicholl, George North, Hadleigh Parkes, Josh Adams; Dan Biggar, Tomos Williams; Wyn Jones, Ken Owens, Dillon Lewis, Jake Ball, Alun Wyn Jones (capt), Aaron Wainwright, Justin Tipuric, Taulupe Faletau.
Replacements: Ryan Elias, Rob Evans, Leon Brown, Cory Hill, Ross Moriarty, Rhys Webb, Jarrod Evans, Nick Tompkins.
Endings & Beginnings
As Wales sings Po Atarau / Now is the Hour to bid a fond farewell to Warren Gatland and Shaun Edwards, and a jauntier ‘I’ll Bet you a Kangaroo’ to help Howley hop off, the mood in the Heimat is unexpectedly optimistic.
Wayne Pivac seems to have seamlessly sewn himself into Warren’s catsuit, sorry tracksuit, and the players have gone through the four stages of post-RWC grief faster than a Greased-Zammit down a slippurly slurp℠.
Rather than the sour reek of sweaty anxiety, there’s the fresh morning air of new dawns and bright horizons. Players appear well-rested and happy to be in the new coaching set-up, and the injuries are not casting long shadows over the squad, even though some top players and Handsome Legends are missing.
But…
It’s in times like these that Wales can turn in some honking performances, especially in their opening 6N encounters at home, when all the optimism and expectation dissolves into blunt, turgid attack and weak, chaotic defence. Home cheers fade into murmurings about the bloody roof being open. Or closed.
But fair’s fair, a good old underdogging seems inappropriate, so like a Frankfurter in a bap I will settle for some in-between dogging followed by complete fantasy with my forecasts.
Saturday’s Match vs Italy
Wales have opted for a solid start, fielding an experienced line-up and just one new cap. We’ve flirted with North at 13 before and not much happened, good or bad. These days George is a more seasoned and moderate player, no longer the impetuous young buck throwing homophobes over his shoulder for fun. George has never been great positionally, but I hope his experience and maturity nails the position down for the duration of the Championship.
McNicholl is the only first-capper and Halfpenny’s selection at 15 is a wise move, so we should see some exciting counterattacking running from our Welsh Johnny. Let’s hope it doesn’t lead to a lot of turnovers because his teammates can’t keep up.
Wales are likely to creak in the scrum, but lineouts should be efficient enough with Tipuric and Wainwright doing a lot of the leaping at the tail. As great as it is to see Faletau back, I’m not getting carried away as it is still a long way back to his 2015 Lions Tour form and fitness.
Ball will no doubt go about his ball-carrying like a pig snouts truffle, but he makes some hard yards and plenty of tackles. AWJ will hopefully be his niggly, majestic self and lead from the front.
Prediction: a stuttering 23-11 Wales victory.
Round 2. Away to Ireland
Our first away match is against Ireland, and the Irish look like tournament favourites with both a strong team littered with in-form players, and the desire to lay to rest their World Cup ghosts and memories.
Unfortunately, Scotland seem determined to undermine their own chances in the opener against Ireland, so Wales will be up against a green wave of Grand Slam expectation.
Prediction: a brave effort but a narrow 29-23 Welsh defeat.
Fantasy Rugby 1. Home to France
I think France are really fed-up of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory against Wales, and this will be a big match for them. Time to unburden some true Welsh pessimism and imagine the worst.
After a bruising encounter in Dublin, Faletau leaves for an early Bath with another broken arm-bone. North and Halfpenny haven’t recovered from their HIAs and Greased-Zammit starts on the wing with Welsh Johnny switching to full back. Pivac has his full ‘Welsh Way’ moment and picks Willowy Shingler at 6, drafts Owen Williams into inside centre to replace a stolid Mr. Glue, with Bury my Heart at Watkin’s Knee selected at OC.
Big Dan Biggar spends the entire match kicking grubbers into the French in-goal area for Zammit to chase like a spaniel. France score five breakaway tries and Owen Williams reveals his wonky temperament by being red carded for scramming Fickou in the face during a touchline tussle.
Prediction: Wales lose 13-49 and Barry John calls for Pivac to be replaced by Rob Howley
Fantasy Rugby 2. The Miracle in Twickenham
After the madness in Cardiff, normal service is resumed and Wales return to full strength, except for Faletau. Halfpenny and North are recalled, and Liam starts on the wing. Wainwright replaces Shingles, and a fired-up Moriarty comes in at 8.
England are marching towards a Slam after victories over France, Scotland, and the BIG ONE against Ireland. Eddie is basking in a contract extension until 2027, making him the best paid coach in RU history.
After 60 minutes England are winning comfortably without stretching away. Pivac plays his joker and turns to his Dragons on the bench. Dee for Owens, Brown for Lewis, Hill for Ball, and squad replacement Tyler Morgan for wee Georgie North.
My-oh-my, what a comeback. A brace from Brown and a classic outside break from Morgan brings the score back to within one point. Greased-Zammit enters the fray while England are camped on the Welsh 5-metre line with 5 minutes to go.
A re-set scrum and Dee strikes against the head! Tomos feeds Biggar who feigns a touch-kick but slips a pass to Morgan. A step sends Billy V into Row C, creating space to free Zammit! Zammit scorches the length of the field to score like a Welsh Andy Hancock – in half the time.
Prediction: England 21-25 Wales
Fantasy Rugby 3. Highland Flings in Cardiff
After their surprise win against France, new Scottish Player-Coach Finn Russell selects the same team while captaining the side for the second time. Wales are also unchanged.
Both sides are committed to playing high-risk running rugby under a closed roof. Madness ensues, and the game ends 49-all, while breaking all records for the highest number of knock-ons ever recorded in an international rugby match. Finn invites both sides for a celebratory night out in Newport, where more pints are spilled than consumed. News comes in from Scotland that Toony and Hoggy have eloped. Jim Telfer’s neck explodes.
Preview courtesy of MisterIks
On the telly this week (SIX NATIONS!!!)
Friday 31st January
| Blues v Chiefs | 06:05 | Sky Sports Arena |
| Brumbies v Reds | 08:15 | Sky Sports Arena |
| Sharks v Bulls | 17:10 | Sky Sports Arena |
| Ireland U20 v Scotland U20 | 19:15 | YouTube / RTÉ TWO |
| Wales U20 v Italy U20 | 19:35 | S4C |
Saturday 1st February
| Sunwolves v Melbourne Rebels | 03:45 | Sky Sports Arena |
| Crusaders v Waratahs | 06:05 | Sky Sports Mix |
| Stormers v Hurricanes | 13:05 | Sky Sports Arena |
| Wales v Italy | 14:15 | BBC One / S4C |
| Cheetahs v Southern Kings | 15:00 | Freesports |
| Ireland v Scotland | 16:45 | ITV |
| France U20 v England U20 | 20:00 | Sky Sports Arena |
| Los Jaguares v Lions | 23:00 | Sky Sports Mix |
Sunday 2nd February
| France v England (women) | 12:30 | Sky Sports Mix |
| Exeter v Harlequins | 13:00 | BT Sport 2 |
| Wales v Italy (women) | 13:00 | BBC Two Wales |
| Ireland v Scotland (women) | 13:00 | BBC Alba / red button |
| France v England | 15:00 | BBC One |
Ovally Balls 
Wow! Ireland not good. But did what they needed to. Scotland needed a commanding 10 to direct their attack. No idea where they get one from.
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@DeeBee – maybe they could have a look in Paris?
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In all seriousness, with Finn at 10 Scotland win that I reckon.
It’s a toughie, no player should be bigger than the team but…
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Ticht, thought Ireland got a few lucky decisions in that game, harsh on Scotland, but they really should have one it anyway. Why they keep driving for the line, when every time the go thru phase after phase of pick and go, they end up turning the ball over.
Like wot FF said, infuriating.
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Frustrating from Scotland but as Deebee said, the lack of support runners is what killed them. That and Ireland great capacity to slow the ball, legally or illegally. (Yes, Raynal, I’m looking at you).
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We didn’t lose because of Hastings.
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Deebee, Hastings is a good ten, he is ahead of where Finn was at the same age, it certainly wasn’t him that was the difference in the sides
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Hastings was solid, no knock on him by any means, just feel the X factor Finn has would have allowed you to convert a couple of those opportunities
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Tim, we all expect no arms tackles to be picked up by the officials
I’m really pissed off with that game, as others have said, we shot ourselves in the foot numerous times
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Pretty mediocre but some good aspects. No panic but improvement needed.
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Aki is not on top form these days; think McCloskey would have done better.
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Enjoyed that. Proper test match.
Still Le Petit Crunch and the Battle of the Big Cats to come.
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Tandy has made a difference, so that’s a positive
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Hastings is good, but I think Finn’s game management would have made the difference. He demands the ball and makes the calls and plays that can make Scotland a very good side. The battering at the line was aimless (I should know having watched Saffer sides doing it for years), whereas Finn would have been an option to change the point of attack.*
* Yes, I understand the irony of a Saffer talking about fly half tactics.
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There have been times in the past where Ireland have beaten us at a canter. Not today, they had to work bloody hard for that win. Not sure that’s really a positive, but I’m going to take it as one.
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Possibly 2 of the most inappropriate selections for captain on display there…………….
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BB – did you see the interview with POM afterwards? Looked like he couldn’t believe we’d won. Proper battle.
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Yup, Thaum, that’s what I meant. In fact, you only have to go back to the last time they played each other to get my point. Ireland won the world cup game at a canter (we were lucky to get 3). It will be a totally different kind of fizzicality next week as I’m not sure England have quite the same level of backrow ball winners that Ireland have.
Its a shame in a way that it took a shite world cup for Toonie to realise that we had to do more in the physical battle to get ourselves in the game.
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Still can’t believe Hogg did that
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BB – any time you come away from Dublin thinking “we should have won that”, shows you’re in a good place (obviously not as good as if you win!)
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It’ll interesting next week – we probably give a different physical contest; perhaps a bit less at the breakdown but we’ll give a good test of the edge defence.
If we give the space out wide Ireland gave, can’t believe you’ll be that inaccurate again and we’ll be punished
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FF, hopefully Darcy Graham will be back, too. Kinghorn had a quiet game, but he is more at home at fullback, Graham offers a point of difference.
Personally if everyone is fit, I’d like to see Graham, Hogg and Kinghorn take the field. Finn in for Hastings (who played well) and Matt Scott in for Johnson (who also had a decent game)
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U20s is not on Sky. What is this? Argh.
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According to my oracle, the France v England U20s is on Sky Sports Arena, Sky Sports Main Event, or Now TV.
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Not for me. Gutting. Oh well.
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It’s on France 4. Just checked this link and working for me: https://www.stream4free.live/france-4
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6-3 France, btw
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Yos, thanks for the link, is that usually a reliable site?
I had some real problems trying to find super rugby on Friday, and as a result I didn’t try to find the u20s last night
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Lovely break by Steve Ojomoh’s boy puts the massive Saes 8 over. 9-10.
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@ticht
Not sure, that’s the first time I’ve had to search for a stream in a while. Whenever I do I usually go to the rugby union page on reddit as some kid always finds a link somewhere.
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Yosoy – there’s a programme on BBC4 at the mo on the aurora and how SPACE (mostly the sun) influences it. Think you might like it. It’ll probably be on iPlayer when there isn’t rugby on.
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@thaum
Cheers, will put it on my list! I watch space videos on YouTube every night as they help me sleep. Pretty sure I saw one on auroras recently (or I dreamt it).
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It’s actually a fascinating programme. Apparently the aurora is caused by sun activity, and the aurora in turn affects all sorts of things, and has caused power outages and satellite crashes.
I just thought it was pretty lights.
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Yos – when you get to the moon, keep an eye for this…..
(If David hasn’t found it already)
https://eu.floridatoday.com/story/tech/science/space/2019/06/14/quest-find-lost-lunar-library-being-done-help-magician-david-copperfield/3541236002/
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Good game in Grenoble. 10/9 to England at HT. Just before the oranges, France turned down an easy penalty and lost the following line out. Hard to believe some of these boys are only 18!
The Georgian ref is better than Raynal.
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Flair, on one level we can see they aren’t full time professionals, but only because that is what we have just seen this afternoon
I wouldn’t bet against these under 20 sides beating the full teams from the amateur era
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Yos I can heartily recommend Forbidden Planet, The Day the Earth Stood Still and This Island Earth for any waking hours between the Space videos. L
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ike being nourished while in suspended animation.
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What things use magic other than Louis Rees Zammit?
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I’m just waiting for Uri Geller to say he made Hoggy drop the ball through ‘mind power’. Well, either him or Finn…
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A YC close to orange/ red for the England winger. Tip tackle head in the ground with control(?).
France lead 12/10.
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“I’m just waiting for Uri Geller to say he made Hoggy drop the ball through ‘mind power’. Well, either him or Finn…”
BB, that would be more believable that some of the things I’ve read about it over the last couple of hours
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Fantastic try by England 9 ( Hodge?).
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What a score from the roast beefs!
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Hodge is a FH, not SH.
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Oh no!
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England intercept. score 2 tries in 2 minutes with 14 players.
France dominated for 60 minutes. Wow!
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England under the cosh for most of the game lead 24/12.
Wonderful rugby!
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Flair, did you catch what the woman commentator said just then about the English side and Brexit before the match?
I was opening a bottle of beer
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Incidentally, best ref I’ve seen today.
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