Got distracted by being off this week on account of the happy occasion of getting a new dug.

But in case you missed it, you can read ClydeMillarWynant’s excellent Real Cricket Match Report here.
For Your Televisual Pleasure
Friday 28th August
| Brumbies v Western Force | 10:05 | Sky Sports Arena |
| Glasgow v Edinburgh | 19:35 | Premier Sports 1 |
Saturday 29th August
| Waratahs v Rebels | 10:15 | Sky Sports Action |
| Sale v Bristol | 15:00 | Channel 5 / BT Sport 2 |
| Dragons v Scarlets | 17:15 | Premier Sports 1 |
| Ulster v Leinster | 19:35 | Premier Sports 1 |
Sunday 30th August
| Harlequins v Northampton | 14:00 | BT Sport 1 |
| Exeter v Worcester | 15:00 | BT Sport Extra |
| Munster v Connacht | 15:00 | Premier Sports 2 |
| Gloucester v Leicester | 16:30 | BT Sport 1 |
| Cardiff v Ospreys | 17:00 | Premier Sports 1 |
| Zebre v Treviso | 19:00 | Premier Sports 2 |
Monday 31st August
| London Irish v Saracens | 13:00 | BT Sport Extra |
| Bath v Wasps | 15:00 | BT Sport 1 |

TMO from Carmarthanshire, then.
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Wellington v Canterbury from 2000:
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Seems that Leinster have picked something of a B-team. And Ulster have a number of ex-Leinster players who might want to prove something. Hope? It’s the hope that kills ya….
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Horrible kit for Canterbury. Both teams stacked with class players.
I played a few games with one of the guys in the Wellington side.
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Hmm, Ulster also putting out a bit of a B-team.
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‘Tis a fetching purple the dubs are in
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The Purple Meanies have scored already. Bastards.
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That didn’t take long
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Interesting commentary
‘Ian Madigan: the hair is perfect, the legs are smooth, the shorts are tight’
Or did I hear that wrong?
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Chimpie – unfortunately not. He went on to say that Madigan would win Love Island (something I have thankfully never seen).
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Most odd
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For some bizarre reason, the officials are calling Leinster the ‘red’ team.
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Lovely passage of play from Ulster, but they end up spilling the ball.
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Cooney having an uncharacteristically poor game.
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Ulster woken up a bit
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What happened to Stockdale? I missed it.
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Getting interesting now
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Aye, indeed! I’m fairly sure Ulster will fuck it up.
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Told ya.
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Oh well. Game over
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The mister thinks the try scorer was offside.
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Coooooonnnneeeeeyyyyy!
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Or is it?
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WUT?! They call that offside, and didn’t even look at the previous one?
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Hmmm
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Fucking rubbish.
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It’s the mister’s unbiased opinion that Clownshoes lost us that match.
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Harsh times
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Ah well, it doesn’t actually matter.
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To anyone who is interested : Brian Moore is the guest on Private Passions on BBC Radio 3 at 12.00. This is a better, to my mind, version of Desert Island Discs, with more interesting guests and choices of music.
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Cheers, Franken, will check that out later.
James Grayson has a pass on him like his dad. Quins and Saints both looking to play here.
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Just tuned in to Munster-Connacht. 14-0 to Munster after 20 minutes. But the Cons have a penalty and kick to the corner.
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Connacht player sees red.
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Connacht 8 gets red. Game over.
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And another red for the hooker!
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POM gets a yellow.
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Numbers are temporarily evened up as Munster see another yellow!
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And Connacht score through Aki.
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21-7 at HT.
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Aki is a seriously large centre! Disnt see the second red. Flicking between the rugby, golf, cricket and TdF. After so many months with bugger all, I’m the proverbial kid in a candy store.
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Exeter beating “Oh But Its Worcester Warriors B Team” 38-0 at half time.
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Still the 2nd half to come. Warriors obviously playing for the full 80.
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Beirne in for the BP try.
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And a rather good end-to-end Munster try.
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45-0 now.
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Conway in for a second one.
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Judging the Glaws Tiggers game on small faced second rows as per Norskeds scientific research, Tiggers are doomed.
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Harris and Cippers wearing ridiculous headbands. Look like they’re playing Dodgeball….
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Also seems to be a Tiggers player called Harry Potter.
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Munster get another one, and then so do Connacht.
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