NOT-HEINIE QUARTER-FINALS PREVIEW

That’s what I get for venturing a rugby opinion on a rugby Notablog: roped into writing about some rugby stuff rather than wittering nonsense. Well, it may still be nonsense, but there we go. Teams haven’t been announced as of this writing, but without further ado some ‘ predictions’:

Leinster vs Saracens

What I said previously: “I can see Sarries giving the Blue Evil a run for their money at the weekend, possibly even sneaking it”.

I’ll stand by this. It’s suitably vague for me to claim a win whichever way it goes. And whichever way it goes, evil wins. Salary cap busters and relegation fodder Sarries, with their strong squad – albeit minus a finally-sanctioned Faz – vs the giant-squad-sized Pro-14 champs-for-life Blue Meanies. Who would bet against Leinster at home? However home advantage may not count for much in a crowdless stadium, and impending relegation doesn’t seem to have dented the Londoners’ squad or resolve significantly so far.

Ones to watch

Leinster: Sexton was relegated to the bench for last week’s ProWoo final in favour of Byrne which seemed to do Leinster no harm whatsoever.

Shopping bags airbrushed out

Saracens: Fez is serving his ban but watch him anyway. Very carefully.

High? Moi?

ASM Clermont Auvergne vs. Racing 92

What I said previously: “No idea about Racing vs Clermont”.

Still no clue really: not been following the Top 14 at all of late. Finn plays for Racing, though, and he keeps doing funky stuff which hits YouTube highlights when not taking a strop with Scotland management. They’re probably pretty good overall, as *taps in search quickly* they are top of the T14 at the moment! Okay, only two games into the season, but still top – and won both of them.

ASM are third, having won one less game, but are at home (got beaten by Bayonne last time out, however), and they don’t lose at home that often. And they play in yellow. Are crowds allowed in for this one? I don’t even know that.

Ones to watch

Racing 92: Finn! Watch him dance; see him spin!

You put your right hand in…

ASM: err *hastily types in search* Oooh, Damian Penaud! He’s pretty handy.

Handy gardening gloves

Toulouse vs. Ulster

What I said previously: “Step too far for Ulster, vs Toulouse”.

Facing Toulouse at their home ground is a hell of a challenge, and while Ulster have made big strides in recent years under Dan McFarland, this may be one a bit too large. Still, should be able to make a fight of it, coming from behind to squeak past Wmbra in the ProWoo QF (boo!) before being pipped by Leinster in the final.

Toulouse are one of the big names in Europe with actual cup wins and stuff, and a squad stuffed with talent, both home-grown (current France half-backs) and foreign (including Cheslin Kolbe). There have been no cup wins since 2010 and I’m sure they’ll be wanting their name on the cup once again.

Ones to watch

Ulster: Marcell Coetzee. Not flashy but very solid.

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry

Toulouse: Romain Ntamack. The silky hair and dreamy eyes.

You forgot to mention the glow

Exeter Chiefs vs. Northampton Saints

What I said previously: “Exeter will biff Northampton”.

Probably true. The cultural appropriators have been winning a lot even when putting out B teams (yes, I know they got done by Sarries last weekend), whereas Northampton’s form has gone off a cliff a bit. Exeter are a well-known quantity now, but teams still don’t know how to stop them when they get into the oppo 22. They combine a beastly pack with some incisive backs and are a contender for the whole log this year, one suspects. Northampton were riding high in 2019 and early 2020 but their freewheeling style seems to have hit a bumpy patch, and they lost to basement-dwellers Tiggers last outing. Can only see one winner here.

Ones to watch

Exeter: There’s no I in team.

There might be an O, though

Northampton: The ref needs to heed Big Dan Biggar’s advice.

As predicted by Chimpie

On the telly

Friday 18th September

Bristol v Dragons19:45BT Sport 2

Saturday 19th September

Reds v Brumbies09:45Sky Sports Arena
Bordeaux v Edinburgh12:30BT Sport 3
Leinster v Saracens15:00BT Sport 3
Clermont v Racing 9217:45BT Sport 3
Toulon v Scarlets20:15S4C / BT Sport 3

Sunday 20th September

Toulouse v Ulster12:30Channel 4 / BT Sport 3
Leicester v Castres15:00BT Sport 3
Exeter v Northampton17:30BT Sport 3

Monday 21st September

Sale v Harlequins19:45BT Sport 1

336 thoughts on “NOT-HEINIE QUARTER-FINALS PREVIEW

  1. sunbeamtim's avatarsunbeamtim

    GLOUCESTER RUGBY

    Matt Banahan, 14. Ollie Thorley, 13. Chris Harris, 12. Billy Twelvetrees, 11. Jonny May, 10. Lloyd Evans, 9. Willi Heinz; 1. Val Rapava-Ruskin, 2. Jack Singleton, 3. Fraser Balmain, 4. Matt Garvey, 5. Matias Alemanno, 6. Jake Polledri, 7. Lewis Ludlow ©, 8. Ruan Ackermann

    REPLACEMENTS

    Henry Walker, 17. Corne Fourie, 18. Jack Stanley, 19. Ed Slater, 20. Jordy Reid, 21. Joe Simpson, 22. Tom Seabrook, 23. Louis Rees-Zammit.

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  2. OurTerry's avatarOurTerry

    Twenty years ago today.

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  3. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    ticht, The FT are finally on the drugs case:

    Drug dealers turn to home delivery as social distancing bites

    EU drug agency says criminal networks have quickly adapted their operations in wake of Covid lockdowns

    Organised crime groups are turning to home delivery services, the dark web and social media platforms as an alternative to street drug dealing following the implementation of social-distancing rules to combat Covid-19, the EU’s drug agency said on Tuesday.

    Sharing cannabis joints, cocaine straws, crack pipes and spoons, or splitting and handing over MDMA tablets exposed drug users to “new and little explored risks” of being infected by Covid-19, while habitual users may be more likely to suffer adverse outcomes if they were infected, the agency said.

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  4. sunbeamtim's avatarsunbeamtim

    Glaws Gloucestering again, Bath running out comfortable winners by 11 points after Glaws were 17 points up with 20 odd minutes to go.
    Beadle must be fuming.

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  5. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    I know. And Cipriani didn’t even give Bath any of their tries either!

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  6. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Ooh! A Prague team onna telly! Sadly for TomP, not his beloved Bohemians but the Slavia bunch. At least it isn’t Sparta…*

    *This could be the other way about.

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  7. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    They’re bad, BB. But not evil.

    Couple of good names – Masopust is the big end of winter festival when Czechs kill and then roast a big over an open fire. Some of the most horrific scenes of drunkenness I’ve witnessed were on Masopust.

    And I know someone called David Zima, but he’s not the defender playing here but an official at the Ministry of Agriculture. Zima means both winter and cold. Je my zima means I’m called. Je zima is It’s winter.

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  8. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    Je my zima means I’m cold

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  9. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    That last paragraph was like something out of Masopust.

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  10. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Just because….

    As part of an occasional ongoing series (or when I can be arsed), albums released on this day.

    Nice start – The Band by The Band.

    Could have picked any track, but might as well go with this.

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  11. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    And of course there had to be a prog album in there somewhere.

    Camel – Breathless, 1978.

    This song is a bit 70’s funk-lite, but the solo at the end!

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  12. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    CMW, aye. Just the thought of what I once witnessed in the town of Telc sends me all peculiar.

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  13. That festival would go down a treat in large swathes of South Africa, TomP, for all the wrong reasons. Depending on how you pronounce it.

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  14. OurTerry's avatarOurTerry

    thanks to Trisk for pointing this out:

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  15. OurTerry's avatarOurTerry

    That Tony Collins clip shows how the evolution of the play-the-ball in RL was a natural progression from the tackled player heeling the ball backwards in a scrum as per the 1871 rules.

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  16. Triskaidekaphobia's avatarTriskaidekaphobia

    Yes, interesting how what was a “progression” was actually a “reversion”.

    I’ve not really watched a lot of RL since it disappeared off BBC (Challenge cup excepted) – but IIRC at the play-the-ball the opposition could “strike” when the ball was placed down (or was that just “dark arts”?)

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  17. OurTerry's avatarOurTerry

    @trisk

    Trying to nick the ball at the play-the-ball was outlawed sometime in the mid-90s. They were trying to clean it up – you might remember players could also tap it forward to themselves and it didn’t have to go to the acting half back, but they banned that as well. Shame as it was the fatties favourite way of scoring a try if they were tackled near the opposition line – tap it forward, pick it up, and drive over for a try.

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  18. Triskaidekaphobia's avatarTriskaidekaphobia

    and Tony Collins stuff is interesting – places the evolution / events in their social context.

    The podcast on the “funny business” around Holbeck RL and Hunslet AFC and the start of Leeds City FC (foreunners of Leeds United) is very interesting .

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  19. Triskaidekaphobia's avatarTriskaidekaphobia

    tap it forward, pick it up, and drive over for a try

    Yeah – still can recall Colin Dixon doing that in some game or other for Salford….”pick and go”

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  20. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    Pro Howevermany try of the season, there must be, oh, twenty seconds of action from this showpiece video, and they left half the move on the cutting room floor.

    https://www.pro14.rugby/latest/award/graham-wins-eir-sport-try-of-the-season-award

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  21. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    ” what was a “progression” was actually a “reversion”. ”

    Thankfully there’s nothing else we might say that about in this glorious day and age of ours.

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  22. There are seasons in every country when noise and impudence pass current for worth; and in popular commotions especially, the clamours of interested and factious men are often mistaken for patriotism.”
    Publius letter II, Alexander Hamilton, October 1778.

    I just watched PMQ

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  23. sunbeamtim's avatarsunbeamtim

    Trisk, you can watch some excellent rugby league with the help of a proxy server and a new south wales post code. I get extended highlights and full match replays on the NRL website, and also channel 9, which gives access to on demand three games a week.

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  24. sunbeamtim's avatarsunbeamtim

    Deebee, interesting quote from founding father Alexander Hamilton there, who was one of the most corrupt pieces of work around at the time. His personal policies managed to rob thousands of Revolutionary war veterans of there land in a tax scam that enabled him and his buddies to clean up hundreds of thousands of acres of cleared land, particularly thru Pennsylvania, at a tiny fraction of the market value . Plus ca change.
    BB, the Band an interesting tie in to more of my current reading material about the Civil War and the downfall of the South, and the more I read, the more horrified I get at how history gets slanted by the victors, who were by no means pure in their intentions or their actions, before, during and after the war, particularly with respect to their economics intentions, which seemed to follow Alexander Hamiltons lead, intentionally impoverishing the poor non- slaveholding Southerner, and emancipated slaves, and using dubious Federal laws that allowed northern industrialists to seize huge areas of farmland and what remained of the industrial infrastructure, to be administrated by them for the common good, and usually sold to them at cents in the dollar value after a short period of time.

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  25. sunbeamtim's avatarsunbeamtim

    Quiet day, time for a music link. Not usually my cup of tea, but I love the way this song starts to the beat of the tractor, and I do like Brad , who seems a nice progressive kind of guy.

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  26. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    Pro14 fixtures announced, at least the first half of them.

    Lots of Monday night rugby https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/54251136

    Leinster have had a word and will play Edinburgh at home again, despite them doing so last season, they’re obviously running scared.

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  27. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    Craig’s, are you going to be getting a Kentish passport? (Or is it a passport of Kent?)

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  28. Tomp – I’d need an HGV license first. Also, as a company man, I will no problems.

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  29. OurTerry's avatarOurTerry

    Tommy DeVito RIP. His face at 1.30 on this video as the drummer screws up is brilliant

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  30. Arf.

    Valli’s high octave singing of lyrics, rather than harmonies, were a big turn-off for me. Probably one the reasons why December ’63 and Silver Star confounded me in a good way.

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  31. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Albums released today….

    A Ticht favourite, Hot Buttered Soul.

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  32. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    From 10 years later, Blondie and Parallel Lines.

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  33. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    And tonight’s prog (metal) offering…

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  34. sunbeamtim's avatarsunbeamtim

    Nice job, BB.
    Good lord, 29 years ago, this album was released .

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  35. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Aargh, NO! It cannot be 29 years!

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  36. 28 years since this song changed my life forever:

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  37. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    It looks very very likely that I’ll be a Dublin resident in February. It’ll be interesting living in a culture that has no concept of a Rugby World Cup semi-final.

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  38. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    Good anniversary-ing BB and SBT

    Rob Howley to Rugby Canada in assistant role

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  39. Tomp – that’s good, hunt down that scoundrel FD.

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  40. OurTerry's avatarOurTerry

    FD is very easy to find. He’s an academic so his email address is on the university website.

    Anyway it’s Gerry Marsden’s 78th birthday. Many happy returns to the professional scouser’s professional scouser

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  41. Gavin Williamson’s twitter account is quite fun to follow, if only to laugh at how much of a twat he is:

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  42. OurTerry's avatarOurTerry

    I was talking to my academic colleagues yesterday. They confirmed that universities are currently a covid-related disaster.

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  43. sunbeamtim's avatarsunbeamtim

    Craigs, I think there is a story there we need to be told.

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  44. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    @SBT – The story of Craigs, Gavin Williamson, Scarborough and ‘The Department’? There’s a thriller in it without a doubt.

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  45. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    You surely can’t mean the Take That thing as you must realise the thing to do there is to feign indifference for long enough that Craigs ends up debasing himself by feeling he has to tell us without being asked.

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  46. CMW – I think ‘The Department’ could be new reality TV show on E4.

    Craig’s sets out a series of tasks to a load of useless tossers and they have to get Craig’s points for their teams. The team with the lowest Craig’s points has one member sacked.

    The ultimate prize is to work for Craig’s as an understudy for £100 a year.

    I can already feel a Brian Cox presented after show being added on after.

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  47. sunbeamtim's avatarsunbeamtim

    He’s making us wait, CMW. The suspense is killing me. I need to know, and i need to know now.

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  48. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    He’ll ntell us when he can’t help himself any longer. Should have let him suffer too.

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