NOT-HEINIE SEMI-FINALS PREVIEW

There are no Irish teams in them, so hardly worth mentioning!

Might as well think about the Wee Cup too.

Bristol v Bordeaux

In a fight between Bears and Beagles, there can only be one winner, and I’m afraid it’s not the lovable hounds.

Racing 92 v Saracens

French home advantage to edge it.

Exeter v Toulouse

Probably another close one, but French inability to play away to lose it.

Toulon v Leicester

How did the Tiggers make it this far? They won’t get any further.

On the telly

Friday 25th September

Bristol v Bordeaux19:45BT Sport 2

Saturday 26th September

Racing 92 v Saracens12:30Channel 4 / BT Sport 3
Exeter v Toulouse15:30BT Sport 3
Toulon v Leicester20:00BT Sport 3

Monday 28th September

Harlequins v Wasps19:45BT Sport 1

Tuesday 29th September

Northampton v Sale17:30BT Sport 1

Wednesday 30th September

Bristol v Leicester17:30BT Sport Extra
Exeter v London Irish17:30BT Sport Extra
Worcester v Saracens17:30BT Sport Extra

420 thoughts on “NOT-HEINIE SEMI-FINALS PREVIEW

  1. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    Oh dear Murphy

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  2. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Ta, TomP. He had good success with Connacht: took them to new levels (Pro-1x champs), playing a similar brand of adventurous rugby.

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  3. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    Frank Murphy’s been promised a lifetime’s supply of cider.

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  4. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Maybe he’s the right coach for the plucky underdogs.

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  5. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Is it just me, or do the (English) commentators sound uncharacteristically biased towards Bordeaux?

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  6. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    French lad gets carried off cos he can’t walk. French coaches claim an HIA.

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  7. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    Olivier Roumat’s lad Alexandre carries on the tradition of being much more handsome than the old man.

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  8. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    TomP – think this conversation came up a long time ago on AoD, and we decided that it was because successful sports stars tend to mate with women who are more attractive than they might otherwise get.

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  9. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Extra time!

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  10. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    This is a proper semi-final.

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  11. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    Lam coached unfancied Connacht to the league title, didn’t he?

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  12. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Comment on Lloyds advert: new one. I think that horse was maybe a Friesian; previous ads have used Arabians with the controversially over-dished noses.

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  13. It appears that I’m inadvertently a successful sports star!

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  14. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Deebs – presumably your sport is Lunching.

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  15. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    FAB try!!

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  16. Great try! Saw the space and buuuuurned them!

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  17. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Ooh, nearly gave that away.

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  18. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    Strangely I’m wearing a Bordeaux rugby shirt today, but it’s the ‘rugby’ shirt of their football club that I bought when I went to a game there 20-odd years ago. Makes me unsure who I want to win.

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  19. Thauma, the sport is irrelevant, I married way above my rights. As most blokes will admit to, too.

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  20. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    @Deebee – do you have an over-dished nose?

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  21. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    That’s Bristol through, but they should have been penalised at that last scrum

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  22. Now that you mention it CMW, I’ve been drinking Bordeaux blends all evening. And another Bristol try! Great pressure, good awareness, lovely hands!

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  23. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Another great try from Brizzle!

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  24. CMW, not sure what that is!

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  25. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Arabian with a horrendously over-dished nose

    I think we can all agree that’s wrong. Poor thing cannot breathe properly. Crufts effect.

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  26. Bordeaux get the penalty, but how the ref didn’t blow for a forward pass in the build up only he’ll know.

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  27. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    “It’s pretty boring”
    “That’s coz its not Real Cricket.”

    Nobody should let themselves be fooled into thinking Real Cricket is necessarily easy on the eye.

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  28. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    @Deebee – I assumed it was the cauliflower ear of the professional Luncher.

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  29. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Normal Arabian horse:

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  30. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    All Bristol victories should be celebrated with a photograph of a normal Arabian horse.

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  31. Ah! No over-dished nose here. Can’t gallop like an Arabian pure-bread either. Can drink more wine than one though.

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  32. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    I still stand by my opinion that this is the most handsome French rugby player ever:

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  33. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    Mrs CMW definitely married me because of the cricket. All the evidence points that way…

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  34. Very kind, CMW, but the professional luncher is identified by the spectacular girth of the midsection. So I’m told.

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  35. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Wonder if Refit is remembering to breathe during this……

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  36. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    @BB – He’s already got the horse, what more does he need?

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  37. Bristol’s defence had been very good in this extra time.

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  38. And that’s it. Excellent response from Bristol after 13-0 down early on.

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  39. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    Disappointed for the shirt, but pleased for the horse.

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  40. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    I know I harp on about refs, but a prime example there, Bristol did an early drive and destabilised a scrum, no penalty and it leads to their winning try.

    Bordeaux push early at the death of the game and are penalised.

    I’d be really pissed off as a Beagle

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  41. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    “We train to be fit”

    Good man, Max Malins.

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  42. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    Steven Luatua is the old guy with wisdom in a bar in a Hollywood film. His hair’s gone, though.

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  43. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Or here’s an extremely handsome horse with Arabian heritage who has a proper nose:

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  44. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Erm … very well done, Bristol! (Got carried away by the horse. Good thing they’re beasts of burden.)

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  45. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    Marc Lièvremont was very handsome until they all did that ‘tache thing at the RWC in 2011

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  46. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    (That was my horse, btw. All Thoroughbreds are descended from at least one of three Arabian sires.)

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  47. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    *blogkill*

    Let’s celebrate Bristol, and correct ATL predictions despite early worries!

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  48. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    I wonder if Leicester might win too as Toulon were a bit shit against Scarlets.

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  49. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    CMW – I’d be very surprised as Leicester have really been quite shit for the past season or two. Still, they have made it to the semis (ahem).

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