The Body Count

Cooney. Baloucoune. Stockdale. McCloskey. All injured last week by the brutal Weegiegibbons. This means Ulster are starting nineteen-year-old Nathan Doak at scrum-half. Good luck to the lad!

Today’s picture was inspired by today’s walkies, where we ran across an enormous Doberman carrying a rugby ball in his mouth (a real ball, not a toy as in this pic). Owner hastily explained that Dobie had ‘found’ the ball and there was not a crying child somewhere.

My own dug was enormously impressed and tried her best to get him to do a bit of rough-and-tumble, but he was disdainful. Or was not going to be fooled into dropping the ball.

Onna telly this week

Friday 1st October

Scarlets v Lions19:35BBC2 Wales / Premier Sports 2
Connacht v Bulls19:35TG4 / Premier Sports 1
Bristol v Bath19:45BT Sport 1

Saturday 2nd October

Argentina v Australia08:05Sky Sports Main Event
South Africa v New Zealand11:05Sky Sports Mix
Treviso v Edinburgh13:00Premier Sports 1
Lyon v Bordeaux14:00Premier Sports 2
Leicester v Saracens15:00BT Sport 3
Glasgow v Sharks15:00Premier Sports 1
Biarritz v Toulouse16:00FreeSports
Zebre v Ulster17:15Premier Sports 2
Ospreys v Cardiff19:35Premier Sports 1
Munster v Stormers19:35RTÉ / Premier Sports 2
Castres v Toulon20:05FreeSports

Sunday 3rd October

Dragons v Leinster14:00S4C / RTÉ2 / Premier Sports 1
Sale v Exeter15:00BT Sport 1
Clermont v Racing 9220:05FreeSports

277 thoughts on “The Body Count

  1. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    I seem to remember Jaco van der Walt was quite good in his debut (only?) international.

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  2. Well he was being benchmarked against Finn Russell so he probably looked steady enough.

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  3. Belgium-France has so far veered between the tedious and outrageous. But mostly very skillful. Wouldn’t be watching other than a highveld thunderstorm has exploded all of a sudden, with thunder and lightning and hail and heavy rain, so no chance of sleeping!

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  4. Belgium on attack are fabulous. They go from knocking it about to deadly in seconds. The awareness, pace and accuracy is wonderful to watch.

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  5. 2-0 up against France at half time. And that’s me for the evening.

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  6. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Deebs leaves, France score 3.

    Deebs not welcome in Belgium anymore.

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  7. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    There we go then.

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  8. #thepowerofdeebs

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  9. Frankie sings, the power of Deebs.

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  10. Wellington blow a 17-3 lead after 20 minutes against Canterbury and the match finishes 30-30 at full time. They’re now going into extra time, although I have no idea what the format is. Oh. Wellington get the ball from the kick off, go through about five phases and score in the corner. All over. So golden score.

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  11. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    “I seem to remember Jaco van der Walt was quite good in his debut (only?) international.”

    He was steady and had a decent game, we’ve actually a few unfancied guys come in to the Scotland side and do a job, Daryl Marfo, Luke Hamilton, Nick Haining to name three.

    I’d never write what I did if I thought there was any chance of Jaco vd Walt reading it, these guys are humans first, I don’t like social media pile-ons, during a game it’s kind of ok in the heat of the moment, but not afterwards.
    I’ll recant a bit and point out that he’s been leading the points scoring tallies a few times in the Pro Woo, he has shown glimpses that there is a creative player in there, but as a dilapidated ex-forward it’s still galling to see your fly half miss touch, it’s evident that even opposition supporters remember incidents of it (Trisk).
    Not only does it turn the momentum of a game at that point, it also means that if the opposition coaches have it in the back of their minds that the kicker is flaky, it might mean they encourage their players to go after that 40-60 turnover opportunity when the posts are out of range.

    Having said that , it wasn’t Jaco that botched the lineout on 80 mins that led to the drop goal winner four and a half minutes later.

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  12. Chimpie's avatarChimpie

    ‘these guys are humans first’

    Mostly yes. There are a few I’d like to see some evidence for.

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  13. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    What was it Sag used to say?

    Orcs on dinosaur backs, or something.

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  14. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    Mutants I think it was.

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  15. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    As opposed to orcs that is. The dinosaurs were definitely involved.

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  16. slademightbe#42again's avatarsladeis#42

    I read this week that it is said by insiders that LOTR Orcs were modelled on Harvey Weinstein……………………………..

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  17. Chimpie's avatarChimpie

    jaco alert. Embra to face the stormers

    15. Henry Immelman (2)

    14. Darcy Graham (41)
    13. James Lang (2)
    12. Cammy Hutchison (3)
    11. Ramiro Moyano*

    10. Jaco van der Walt (73)
    9. Ben Vellacott (2)

    1. Pierre Schoeman (67)
    2. Dave Cherry (38)
    3. Luan de Bruin*
    4. Marshall Sykes (9)
    5. Grant Gilchrist (161) CAPTAIN
    6. Jamie Ritchie (79)
    7. Luke Crosbie (60)
    8. Viliame Mata (91)

    Replacements: 16. Adam McBurney* 17. Boan Venter (9) 18. WP Nel (158) 19. Jamie Hodgson (25) 20. Magnus Bradbury (95) 21. Charlie Shiel (37) 22. James Johnstone (66) 23. Damien Hoyland (85)

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  18. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    I saw that too, Slade, funny if true.

    Kinghorn is on the injured list still, not a lot of faith being shown in Savala or Chamberlain unfortunately

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  19. slademightbe#42again's avatarsladeis#42

    “your” Exeter team to face Worcester:

    Hogg, Cordero, Slade, Hendrickson, O’Flaherty
    Skinner, Maunder
    Hepburn, LC-D, Williams
    Witty, Hill
    Ewers, Capstick, Simmonds

    Innard, Keast, Josepha-Scott, Skinner, Tshiunza, H-Clyne, Simmonds, Whitten

    LC-D, Hill and SImmonds added back this week -good.

    Exeter to win.

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  20. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    The lads I’m going to be watching tomorrow:

    15. Jimmy O’Brien 14. Adam Byrne 13. Jamie Osborne 12. Ciarán Frawley 11. Jordan Larmour 10. Harry Byrne 9. Luke McGrath
    1. Ed Byrne 2. Seán Cronin 3. Michael Ala’alatoa 4. Devin Toner 5. Ryan Baird 6. Dan Leavy 7. Scott Penny 8. Rhys Ruddock
    Replacements: 16. Rónan Kelleher 17. Peter Dooley 18. Cian Healy 19. Ross Molony 20. Max Deegan 21. Nick McCarthy 22. Johnny Sexton 23. Rob Russell

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  21. sunbeamtim's avatarsunbeamtim

    Gloucester Rugby
    15. Jason Woodward

    14. Louis Rees-Zammit *

    13. Chris Harris

    12. Mark Atkinson

    11. Jonny May *

    10. Adam Hastings

    9. Ben Meehan

    1. Harry Elrington

    2. Jack Singleton

    3. Kirill Gotovtsev

    4. Freddie Clarke *

    5. Andrew Davidson

    6. Ruan Ackermann

    7. Lewis Ludlow (c) *

    8. Ben Morgan

    16. Matt Moulds

    17. Val Rapava-Ruskin

    18. Jamal Ford-Robinson

    19. Matias Alemanno

    20. Jack Clement *

    21. Charlie Chapman *

    22. Billy Twelvetrees

    23. Kyle Moyle

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  22. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    Saw my first Christmas product in the shop earlier. Normally I’d complain but you can’t with these babies:

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  23. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    WRONG Taytos taste of wrongness!

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  24. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Just got Night Boat to Tangiers today, btw. I’ll let you know what I think!

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  25. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    New post inna minute….

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