European Rugby Cup: Round Who-Cares

Our last, best hope. Probably shortly to be dashed and then stomped into tiny, bloody, concussed smithereens.

Bitter, moi?

Further reading

Updates on grass-roots rugby from TomPirracas and Triskaidekaphobia. Much less depressing than the Pro stuff.

Onna telly this week

Friday 6th May

Cardiff v Zebre19:35BBC2 Wales /Premier Sports 1
Gloucester v Saracens20:00BT Sport 1

Saturday 7th May

Edinburgh v Wasps12:30BT Sport 2
Munster v Toulouse15:00BT Sport 2
La Rochelle v Montpellier17:30BT Sport 3
Leicester v Leinster17:30BT Sport 2
Lyon v Glasgow20:00BT Sport 2

Sunday 8th May

Toulon v London Irish12:30BT Sport 2
Ospreys v Dragons15:00Premier Sports 1
Racing 92 v Sale15:00Channel 4 / BT Sport 2

447 thoughts on “European Rugby Cup: Round Who-Cares

  1. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    TRY Munster!

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  2. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    But Toulouse respond….

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  3. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    I’m sure I’ve said this before, but Luke Pearce’s French is much better than Barnes’s.

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  4. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Well, Munster getting slaughtered in the scrum, which leads to a Toulouse try.

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  5. Similar to the last match, in that Munster are seriously outgunned up front and need to keep the ball moving and away from the big boys.

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  6. Good scrum! And then bollix up the passing and give away a penalty.

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  7. Bad miss by Carberry, but Toulouse get a bit too clever and Munster have another attacking chance. Scrum holds under pressure, but the 50-50 kick through is wasted. As is de Allende’s chip moments later. Opportunity gone.

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  8. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    TRY Earls!!

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  9. Great stuff Munster! Keep the phases going, great hands by the prop to gather a pass that was surely below his eyeline as his belly bobbled, and good finish! Level just before the break!

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  10. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    14 all at HT. Quite a match!

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  11. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Deebs – yep, that was a very well gathered pass!

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  12. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    TRY Munster!!

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  13. Carberry misses his second relatively easy penalty, but my word! They carve Toulouse apart and get seven instead of three!

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  14. Wolverine on for Toulouse. Is that allowed? Don’t matter. The men in red put him to bed.

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  15. Boy, there is some intensity from Munster on defence. It’s a fascinating contest – Toulouse’s power versus the jackling of Munster. And Munster just about holding up the juggernaut at the moment.

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  16. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Huh. Arnold lucky to get away with yellow there.

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  17. Munster doing a great job on Dupont!

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  18. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Le loup-garou a laissé tomber le ballon. Heehee.

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  19. Agreed Thauma. Thought the tackle technically was yellow, but there’s a bit more on the ground. Wolverine spills the pill. Munster’s scrum is on the up, and now a gimme penalty in front! A ten point lead is seductively dangerous, but if Munster can keep this going they’ll get a few more.

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  20. Or us it dangerously seductive? Either way, Munster are ten up and now bossing the scrum! Albeit with Arnold still in the bin for Toulouse.

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  21. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Shit, POM going off. He’s been a miracle.

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  22. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Oh hell, Toulouse in.

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  23. Magnificent! POM is a machine. And a couple of minutes after Munster weather another storm Toulouse carve them open off the back of the lineout. Classy response. 24-21 with 13 minutes left.

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  24. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Werewolf is off, and I don’t think Toulouse have a replacement. Oh no, the HIA has been passed, so back to full complement.

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  25. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Hell, scores are equal now.

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  26. All square! Toulouse scrum back on top! 4 minutes left.

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  27. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Munster win a pen as the clock goes red. Healy is going to attempt the 56m penalty! If he misses, it goes to extra time. If he puts it over….

    It’s wide!

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  28. Wow! What a match! The players are all buggered after 80, now extra time as well!

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  29. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    I hope it doesn’t come down to a penalty shoot-out. Carbery will probably miss.

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  30. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Absolutely breathless stuff.

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  31. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Zebo is limping badly. Not sure if there’s a replacement.

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  32. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Seems to be cramp, actually.

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  33. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Scoreless after the first ten-minute period.

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  34. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Players collapsed & getting treatment all over the pitch.

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  35. flair99's avatarflair99

    Thoroughly enjoying this. Am exhausted as if I played myself!

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  36. I’m battered, bruised and breathless sitting on the couch. Fuck knows how those guys are feeling out there. Can Dolores inspire them?

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  37. flair99's avatarflair99

    Merci to both teams, whoever win.

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  38. “Ed Sheeran eat your heart out!”

    Best piece of commentary in years! And original too!

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  39. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    I liked the commentary bit where Warburton was asked, if you were Munster captain, what would you be telling your team just now? Warburton: I’d go for territory.

    Just then, Munster manage to bring the Toulouse maul down and win the ball. Actually, I’d do that.

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  40. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Zebo off, Murray back on. A kicker. :-)

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  41. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    As the 20 mins are up, Healy goes for another drop goal, but misses again.

    It’s a kick-off!

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  42. Ramos cooked the goose there. They had territory and go forward. No need for the drop attempt. And from the restart Munster get the penalty! Lineout just outside the Toulouse 22. Last minute. Drop attempt is wide! A kick off to come. That was a magnificent match!

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  43. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    I don’t like this format. I want to see props kicking for goal.

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  44. Was about to say the only way you could make this more exciting is getting props to kick. But I suppose you want the result at some stage.

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  45. Bonkers, I can barely watch. This is horrible!
    Hope you’re all well…

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  46. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Shit. Healy’s missed.

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  47. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Hello, Piperboy!

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  48. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    And Murray misses! Hellfire!

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  49. Hi Thaum. Think we’re done now.
    Ah well, we played great. No shame in going out to that Toulouse 23.
    Thought the yellow should have been a red for the afters on the ground.

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  50. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    And Healy misses again. Fucking hell.

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