Now It Gets Real

It’s the play-offs for both the URC and the English Premiership. As Ulster v Munster kicks off shortly, I shan’t waste any more time.

Onna telly this week

Friday 3rd June

Ulster v Munster19:35TG4 / Premier Sports 2

Saturday 4th June

Bulls v Sharks12:45Premier Sports 2
Gloucester v Saracens15:00BT Sport 3
Northampton v Newcastle15:00BT Sport 1
Leinster v Glasgow15:15Premier Sports 2
Stormers v Edinburgh18:00TG4 / Premier Sports 2

412 thoughts on “Now It Gets Real

  1. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    POM doesn’t have his really scary face on. Ulster forra win!

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  2. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    And POM knocks the ball on at the start.

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  3. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    But then he steals the bloody ball.

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  4. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    But we’ve got it back!

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  5. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    COOONNNEEEEYYYY with a sneaky scrum-half try!

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  6. Tichtheid2's avatarTichtheid2

    Ha, Munster only have them selves to blame for that, brainless

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  7. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    They were too busy engaging Hendo in handbags.

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  8. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Bah. Munster try.

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  9. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    And a fab Ulster try!

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  10. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    two good interventions from Balacoune there

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  11. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Second try for Moore – maybe!

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  12. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Yay!

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  13. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    That’s not a try.

    Keith Earls is some bloody rugby player, great defence there

    oh well, what do I know?

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  14. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    If that’s at Thomond that is not a try

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  15. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    Somewhere, tcod’s stare just got steelier

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  16. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    Ulster well worth their lead, another try towards the end of that half would have killed the game.

    I’ve just realised that I’ve developed a Robson Filter, like noise-cancelling headphones, I heard no commentary and somehow managed to filter out the constant white noise from him.

    Result.

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  17. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Ticht – Earls is defo Munster’s best player tonight. But I saw POM get a bit of a steely, TCod-ish look towards the end of the half there. I fear for the second.

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  18. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    I really don’t know who Ireland’s next fly-half will be. Carbery ain’t it.

    Young Moore seems to be doing pretty well at full-back, so maybe Lowry gets some more time at 10 (his preferred position) and develops.

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  19. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    The younger Byrne at the Bad Guys looks promising, Thaum

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  20. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Murray not coming back from his HIA.

    Ulsterrr!

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  21. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    (Obviously I hope he’s okay.)

    Ticht – he’s not great. At least, not yet.

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  22. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    No Have I Got News For You tonight for after this, some shitehawk going on instead – boo

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  23. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    Ripper

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  24. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    YEEEESSSSS! Timoney runs 40 metres (that’s what he’ll tell you later) to score the BP try!

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  25. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Oh shit, Cooney gets charged down and it’s a Munster try, TMO willing.

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  26. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Oh no, it looks like a knock-on!

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  27. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    Oh dear

    Cooney got away with one, he took the last leg of the caterpillar out before that

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  28. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    Thaum, what the Marseillaise song the Ulster fans are singing?

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  29. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Ticht – dunno; haven’t noticed it!

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  30. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Can only hear ‘stand up for the Ulstermen’.

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  31. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Hume’s gotta be MotM.

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  32. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    Stevie “I’m a neutral” Ferris :-)

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  33. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Earls might just have done something very agile to score.

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  34. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    Pro would have loved that finish, I’m sure

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  35. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Yep. That was amazing.

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  36. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    But luckily Earls has now knocked on in his own 22!

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  37. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    Aye, see, he should have smiled, really

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  38. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    … Or just outside it.

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  39. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Doak on for Cooney, who seems to have some kind of niggly injury.

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  40. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    Quite a few handling errors in perfect conditions tonight

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  41. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    de Allende has had a shocker

    Another great Ulster try

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  42. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    TRY Hume!

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  43. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    That has to be it now

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  44. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Ticht – Munster got the ball, and I started saying to the mister, it’s okay, they’ll knock it on in a min- and they did.

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  45. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    I think Munster are just waiting for Van Graan to be gone.

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  46. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Fucking Earls again!

    Thought I saw a knock-on on the build-up, but oh well.

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  47. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    McIlroy with an intercept, but didn’t manage to go all the way for some reason. Bit disappointing. McCloskey makes a bit of a save, but….

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  48. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    … well, it ends up with a Munster scrum.

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  49. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Hume indeed gets MotM – and it’s over! A convincing win.

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  50. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    Hendo was my POTM, and he makes the point right at the end there

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