Expect less mud than last week’s Welsh derby in Brigend
Worn out after typing all the Saturday fixtures, so I’ll just say: we have Hume and McCloskey in the centre. Antoine who?
Onna telly this weekend
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Whoever’s doing the match commentary is hilarious. So far we’ve had ‘Billy Big Bananas’ and Cooney’s attempt at a drop goal taking off ‘like a drunk jellyfish’.
This looks a silly game 15-14. Cardiff can not cope with Quins power – seems unusual for Quins to be winning through power but aided by their Rick soeed
Ovally Balls 
Ulster scrum mangled by Toulouse. Shit.
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And Ramos (I think) has gone over the line as a result of that penalty.
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Wasn’t Ramos, was the 11.
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Ulster nick the ball in the Toulouse 22 and slot a penalty. 3-7.
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We are going to get trounced if something doesn’t change soon.
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Dupont continues to be ridiculously good
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Mighty Quins give Cardiff a try then marmalade them with their pack 8-7
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Toulouse get a penalty. 3-10. Bad, but could’ve been worse.
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Toulouse look scarier than Leinster at their best.
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Toulouse kick to the corner and try to maul over, but somehow Timoney comes away with the ball. Whew!
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By the noises, Cardiff have scored again.
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Ulster win the scrum!
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Whoever’s doing the match commentary is hilarious. So far we’ve had ‘Billy Big Bananas’ and Cooney’s attempt at a drop goal taking off ‘like a drunk jellyfish’.
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Quins have scored again.
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Bloody Toulouse have scored again after a dodgy penalty.
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Thaum, is that not Mark Robson on comms?
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This looks a silly game 15-14. Cardiff can not cope with Quins power – seems unusual for Quins to be winning through power but aided by their Rick soeed
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Ruck speed
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Toulouse score again. This is a disaster.
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That initial carry back was brilliant
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It’s Dupont, of course.
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It was Jelonch, I was just thinking how impressive he’s been
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Ticht – it might be, but he’s got his funny boots on today.
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In the old days “Rick soeed” would become a thing
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Thaum, my main gripe with Robson is that he doesn’t allow the game to breathe, he never stops talking – it’s not a radio commentary
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Good try Ulster
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Quins score again 15-21
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TRY Stewart as the clock goes red for HT!!!
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10-22.
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Have to hope someone comes up with a brilliant strategy in the changing room, or the final score is going to be ugly.
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15-28 at the Arms Park at HT.
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Clearly a try to bring up Quins bonus point. (Actually very difficult to tell ) 15-28
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They’ve just shown shots of the half-time dressing rooms, and horrifyingly Toulouse look like they’re getting a bollocking worse than Ulster’s.
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SLMC – I’ve just had to inform the mister that I don’t want Cardiff to win.
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It is Mark Robson.
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Hume stupidly pushes a Toulouse player and earns a penalty reversal.
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Fucking (brilliant) Dupont scores again.
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I don’t think either of the two brilliant French U20s scrum halfs play for Toulouse, Dupont is off again!
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Quins resume as they ended the first half with Marcus scoring 15-38
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..as I was saying, one is at Clermont, I’m not sure where the other one plays
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Jesus … Toulouse score again. It wasn’t Dupont this time, but he set it up.
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It gets dull repeating how good that guy is, but that was all about Dupont again
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And again.
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Thaum, I think at this point everyone just has to applaud the guy – we could well be watching the GOAT
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I’d put back the olympics to allow him to play in the 6N
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TRY Addison, who I didn’t realise was on!
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Have to say that we are looking better with Doak on. Cooney’s heart has maybe gone out of the game due to his being shamefully overlooked for Ireland.
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TRY Timoney (x2)!!!
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Dupont off! It’s all looking up.
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Ulster win a pen and go for the corner. One more try for a LBP!
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