Here be rugby
I was vaguely interested in rugby as a child; we used to play it in the playground, although we didn’t have a rugby ball (any kind of ball would do), none of us knew the rules, and it resembled a particularly vicious bout of British Bulldogs more than the game we know and love today. … Continue reading Six Nations: The Gateway Drug
One week to go. One week to go, and nothing’s been cancelled yet. Is that wise? Possibly not, but we can all agree that Six Nations is more important than life or death itself – unless personally affected. Meanwhile, there are a couple of matches to keep us entertained until then. Onna telly this week … Continue reading Fingers Crossed
The intense interest aroused in the public by what was known at the time as “The OvallyBalls Case” has now somewhat subsided. Nevertheless, in view of the world-wide notoriety which attended it, I have been asked, both by my friend Poirot and the blogmembers themselves, to write an account of the whole story. This, we … Continue reading The Mysterious Affair at OvallyBalls
Everything will be all right tonight. Everything will be all right tonight. Or so I keep telling myself, as Ulster prepare to turn and face the strain of Leinster at the RDS. Let’s hope that Ulster can put Big Brother under pressure. It’s simple, really: all we have to do is win. But hope, boys, … Continue reading There’s slaughter in the air
2020 was a fabulous year. If you’re a highly contagious virus. For the rest of us, it meant lockdowns, Brexit, and – most importantly – severe disruption to the rugby schedule. The Six Nations finished on Hallowe’en, and we had an odd Autumn Nations Cup, in which one nation never played. Leagues were all over … Continue reading 2020 Hindsight
Links to chapters One, Two, Three and Four Paulan clapped his slightly terrifying paws together and ordered a feast for all, which only increased his popularity. But he drew Peter aside, and took him to a hill that overlooked a very pretty castle that, he told Peter, contained four thrones that he and his companions … Continue reading The Lions, the Witch and the Locker: Chapter Five
Behold! I bring you tidings of great joy, for this writer hath just finished bloody work for the year, after a massively stressful month. If she had her way, certain developers and project ‘managers’ would be strung up by the bollocks (in festively fetching tinsel, of course) and hung from the top of the big … Continue reading European Cups
The briefest of all possible previews. Georgia v Fiji Fiji are a very good side, but have not played a test match due to their Covid problems. Georgia were much improved last week. Georgia by 5. Ireland v Scotland Both sides looking rather pedestrian at the moment. With the inexplicable void where Hamish McFuckface should … Continue reading Preview: Autumn Nations Cup, Round Four
Saturday 28th November 2020 Argentina vs New Zealand Newcastle, NSW Kick off 08:45 New Zealand shake up the pack, bringing in prop Nepo Laulala, lock Scott Barrett, and backrow Akira Ioane. Argentina make 10 changes with only Nicolas Sanchez, captain Pablo Matera, Guido Petti, Marcos Kremer and hooker Julian Montoya keeping their places. Question: can … Continue reading Preview: Autumn Nations Cup, Round Three (and more)
Your week-end programme, unfortunately mostly brought to you by internet providers and subscription television. Italy/ Fiji : Saturday 1pm. Cancelled England/Ireland: Saturday at 3pm Wales / Georgia: Saturday at 5.15 pm Scotland/France: Sunday at 4pm But before that, right after breakfast, you’ll watch the most important game of the week-end, and it has nothing to … Continue reading Preview: Autumn Nations Cup, Round Two
