Just the facts

Gazing at life through a haze of opiates, I’m intensely relaxed about not getting a proper blog post up, and just giving you the matches.

But I will add an emphatic TSK!* that the Cardiff and Ulster matches have yet again been scheduled at the same time.

*This is more vehement than a PFFT!

6N Blog Meet Update

The Heidelberg Tourist Information Bureau has posted this:

Falcon tries to decide whether to deliver a TSK! or a PFFT!

And this.

And as a reminder, here’s the info.

On the telly this week

Friday 3rd January

Cardiff 14 – 16 Scarlets19:35Premier Sports 2
Ulster 38 – 17 Munster19:35Premier Sports 1
Sales 48 – 10 Harlequins19:45BT Sport 1

Saturday 4th January

Treviso 19 – 38 Glasgow13:00Premier Sports 1
Gloucester 29 – 15 Bath15:00BT Sport 2
Dragons 25 – 18 Ospreys15:00Premier Sports 1
Zebre 41 – 13 Cheetahs15:00Freesports
Leinster 54 – 7 Connacht17:30Premier Sports 2
Edinburgh 61 – 13 Southern Kings19:45Premier Sports 1

Sunday 5th January

Wasps 31 – 35 Northampton15:00BT Sport 2

670 thoughts on “Just the facts

  1. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    Conversion good. 47-7. Leinster being outscored in the last 15 minutes of the match.

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  2. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    Ringrose gets a second. Weird kick from J G-B to get the ball to him.

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  3. yosoy's avataryosoy

    Only rugby I’ve seen all weekend is this:

    Rugby has now peaked

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  4. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    The Kings defensive line is a mess.

    And they’re going to get a card very soon.

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  5. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    They were highly unlikely to win anyway but now they’ll get massacred. Red for Scholz, the Kings prop.

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  6. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    Embra have been dreadful so far

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  7. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    Bit better, maybe that run of phases will settle us down a bit

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  8. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    I really want Joy Neville to be good, but she isn’t.

    The latest was the lineout, the jumper passed the ball down to another pod, but the receiver had at least two players in front of him in an offside position

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  9. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    “The latest was the lineout, the jumper passed the ball down to another pod, but the receiver had at least two players in front of him in an offside position”

    The first Edinburgh try, right?

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  10. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    Don’t be silly now Tom.

    There was also the pen milked by the Kings’ scrum half, Pyrgos was similarly blocked a couple of minutes later but no penalty was awarded to Edinburgh.

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  11. Chimpie's avatarChimpie

    This is pretty fugly

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  12. Chimpie's avatarChimpie

    Thank flip for that. Be nice if we could maintain a lead now…

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  13. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    Nah, man, check it out. One of the props I think.

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  14. Chimpie's avatarChimpie

    Bilge. Ball was available for both those penalties

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  15. Chimpie's avatarChimpie

    I can report that 460ml of haagen dasz in one go makes one feel full.

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  16. Chimpie's avatarChimpie

    Uncontested scrums now.

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  17. Chimpie's avatarChimpie

    Kings to 13, run out of props

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  18. Leon Brown’s try will put some lead in Tichto’s pencil.

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  19. Chimpie's avatarChimpie

    Get shiel on

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  20. Drags were lucky to play the wOes when they were bottoming out rather than improving.

    I doubt that we would have won this fixture a month ahead from now although their half backs still look honking, so who knows.

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  21. Chimpie's avatarChimpie

    ‘A one handed finish’

    Karl

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  22. With apologies to the English language there.

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  23. Chimpie's avatarChimpie

    Nice by shiel, but feels a bit hollow whipping a 13 man kings

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  24. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    Kings have been really good, they are a different team these days, they could well reverse this when we play in SA without our 6N contingent

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  25. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Pfft.

    And also….

    Tsk.

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  26. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    12 man Chimpie

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  27. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    I think we would have won anyway, but the score line is purely down to the miss match in numbers. We had no intensity in the first quarter

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  28. Chimpie's avatarChimpie

    kings prop deserves a slap from his team mates for being a choob.

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  29. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    It was a training run for the last twenty odd minutes, as soon as they went down to 13 but they fought hard

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  30. likeadogonabone's avatarlikeadogonabone

    I was wrong, Canada will finish with a medal at this year’s World Juniors. They play Russia for the gold tomorrow.

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  31. tichtheid's avatartichtheid

    Today’s Stewart Lee contains sentences of extremes, the first two are peak Lee

    Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut Wall-Spaffer Spunk-Burster Fuck-Business Fuck-the-Families Get-Off-My-Fucking-Laptop Girly-Swot Big-Girl’s-Blouse Chicken-frit Hulk-Smash Noseringed-Crusties Death-Humbug Technology-Lessons Surrender-Bullshit French-Turds Dog-Whistle Get-Stuffed FactcheckUK@CCHQ Get-Brexit-Done Johnson is prime minister. And I may be lying in the garden with fox excrement in my hair, but I’m looking up at the stars.

    The other is also peak Lee, or possibly trough Lee, brilliant but depressing and sad

    As I struggle to stand I realise I am now the weight of a middle-aged man who suddenly dies at the wheel of a Ford Focus in a local newspaper report.

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jan/05/im-seeing-stars-but-not-for-much-longer-elon-musk-satellites

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  32. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    LaDoaB, your attack seems pretty strong. 4 against Germany your lowest score apart from when you were shut out by, oh dear, the Russians.

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  33. likeadogonabone's avatarlikeadogonabone

    That was the nation’s worst loss, most lop-sided, since the beginning of the tournament, 43 years ago.

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  34. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Belgium* score against the Chiefs! It does seem unfair for LI to co-opt a whole country to help them against the racists.

    Belgium Tuatagaloa in fact. Perhaps the best name playing today?

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  35. likeadogonabone's avatarlikeadogonabone

    Exeter having fun at London Irish’s expense.
    21-7

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  36. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    Biggar to Reinach. Easy-peasy. 7-0 in Coventry.

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  37. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    Fekitoa strips the ball from England’s Piers Francis, sprints away and drops a lovely pass off for Marcus Watson. 10-7 to Wasps in the Midlands Derby.

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  38. likeadogonabone's avatarlikeadogonabone

    Sorry. I was away from my computer.
    14-35

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  39. likeadogonabone's avatarlikeadogonabone

    Irish winger dances along the left touch line evading a tackle from the Exeter scrum half, cuts back inside and makes Jack Nowell look like he shouldn’t be a fullback, before dotting the ball down for the try.
    21-35

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  40. likeadogonabone's avatarlikeadogonabone

    Exeter have an answer for that.
    21-42

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  41. likeadogonabone's avatarlikeadogonabone

    Eight-man broke a tackle and then passed out of a second to the inside centre, who then flicked the ball back-handed to #21 (Whoever he is…)
    It was a nice play.

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  42. likeadogonabone's avatarlikeadogonabone

    Frustratingly for the Irish, they knock-on after setting up a maul from a penalty with the touchline juuuuussssst out of reach.
    Exeter scrum.

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  43. likeadogonabone's avatarlikeadogonabone

    London win the scrum, and pressure the Chiefs’ defense with a few pick and goes on the line.
    Outside centre sent to the sin bin for a deliberate knock-on.
    Irish scrum.

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  44. likeadogonabone's avatarlikeadogonabone

    While I was away there was a previous yellow. Exeter defending with 13 men.

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  45. likeadogonabone's avatarlikeadogonabone

    And the two-man advantage has been exploited. Mafi (sp?) has the left side of the pitch open to gallop in for the bonus point try.
    28-42

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  46. likeadogonabone's avatarlikeadogonabone

    Penalty.
    28-45

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  47. likeadogonabone's avatarlikeadogonabone

    Are the London Irish the only team to nick-named the ‘Exiles’?
    Or are the London Scottish and Welsh also referred to by the same name?

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  48. tompirracas's avatartompirracas

    When I were a lad, I played Under 19 rugby against all of them. We just called them Irish, Scottish and Welsh.

    There was a club called London Exiles at one time.

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  49. likeadogonabone's avatarlikeadogonabone

    So when did the Irish get the second nick-name?

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