SCOTLAND: Ivanhalfback (nae, not really)

2019 was a sub-optimal year for the national team, comprising a pretty crappy Six Nations, followed by an abject failure to get out of the group at the World Cup (which had been a fear of this correspondent for a while). This on the back of a promising couple of years of third place in the 6N and some notable scalpings of Australia, and so nearly the ABs. So, a distinct downturn in fortunes.
Coaching Team
Toonie is still in place having been given the benefit of the doubt after Japan, albeit with a slightly re-vamped supporting team, including Steve Tandy to shore up a distinctly porous defence. Forwards coach Danny Wilson will stay in place till the summer until he takes over at Glasgow. He came with a decent rep but forward play has gone backwards since the Norn Gibbons thieved McFarland.
What ‘they’ are saying
Lunatic Fringe: Toonie oot! Catastrophe! Dodson! Money! Vern woulda won the world cup! Wurr Doommmed!! *froth* *froth*
Average Fan: Townsend really needs to turn things around, another bad 6N and his coat will be on a distinctly shoogly peg.
There has been a fair bit of angst about letting Big Vern go too early, but that ship has well and truly sailed. The fact remains that, after a couple of promising years, there was a complete failure on the biggest stage with a supposedly strong squad. The team looked predictable in attack with a leaky defence, and the much-vaunted fitness looked distinctly absent. Much of this has to land at the coaching team’s door; the question is, can they learn and turn it around? They seemed worryingly short of ideas and explanations last year.
Squad
LH Prop: Bhatti, Dell, Sutherland
Well, they are all fit & play pro rugby. Dell has been the first choice, and is probably the front runner. Not the strongest in the scrum but handy in the loose, although he has not been seeing significant game time for L’Irish. Bhatti has shown flashes of quality in recent years, but is not a regular club starter. Sutherland looked very good a few years ago before suffering bad injury, but could be the best of the lot if he gets his previous form back.
Hookers: Brown, McInally, Turner
Probably in that order. Handy enough options; McInally could do with rediscovering some form, though. Turner has some question marks over his tight work and darts.
Tichtheid: Berghan, Fagerson, Nel
Z-Fags probably the front runner here; has been on fine form for Glasgow in the loose. His scrummaging may not be his strongest point, and hopefully he’ll keep his discipline and not get distracted by some zand-bags. Nel can scrum still, but seems to be fading a bit in the loose. Berghan probably in third place as a kind of inverse-Nel.
Second row: Craig, Cummings, Gilchrist, Gray, Toolis
Still no real idea about Craig. The other options are serviceable internationals without being stellar, although Cummings still has development to do. Tackling Machine Gray & Cummings to start for me, with Gilchrist on the bench, or Toolis if we want to improve the lineout. The injured larger Gray and Skinner could feature at some point.
Back Row: Bradbury, Crosbie, DuPreez, Gordon, Haining, Ritchie, Watson
With injuries / form this is probably the best and most in-form possible line up. Notable absentees include the legend Barclay who has retired from internationals, Wilson (a first for a Townsend squad) and the injured Thomson & Fagerson the younger. First choices likely to be Bradbury, Ritchie and Watson. Other spots are more up for grabs. CDP has staged a revival after a horrific throat injury, although his last international appearance did not go well. Haining has appeared from nearly nowhere to have some storming performances for Edinburgh; one of these could fulfil the hard-running 8 role we need. Crosbie has also been in fine form of late, but is likely to play a more minor role behind the others. Gordon along for the experience.
Scrum half: Horne, Price, Pyrgos
Not many other choices. Maybe it’s time for Horne to show his stuff as a starter, but other choices way behind the first two until some youngsters come through. Nae depth.
Outside Half: Hastings, Russell
Dancin’ Finn first, then Hastings. Any injuries and it’ll be Weir or Horne getting the call. Nae depth (again).
Centres: Harris, Hutchinson, Johnson, Jones, Scott
Well, this is a conundrum and no mistake. We had nearly no un-injured centres last year now we’ve got too many. Typical. The fit & firing Bennett, Taylor and Horne all miss out which would have almost unthinkable not too long back. At IC Hutchinson has been on fine form for the Saints, Johnson has a lot of goodwill in the bank for his form in the last couple of years and Scott has staged a big comeback season at Edinburgh, cutting some fantastic lines and looking fit and fast. I’d probably go in the order Scott, Hutch, Johnson. Harsh, but someone on form is going to miss out. As for OC, Jones has finally returned to form for Glasgow and I’d have him start. Harris is a more solid option, but I’m not completely sold although he seems to be going OK at Glaws. He could have the bench spot nailed down, though.
Wings: Graham, Maitland, McGuigan, Steyn, Tagive
Graham & Maitland nailed on IMO with the others trailing. Graham offers something none of the others do, and Treacle Toes is a classy and competent player. McGuigan next off the rank in case of injury.
Hogg, Kinghorn
Well Hogg is el capitano, so he’ll be starting. Kinghorn could be bench fodder depending on how the subs shape up, or even start on the wing if we have back 3 injuries.
Fixtures & Predictions. Optimism Status: Low
Ireland away first up. Scotland’s record at the start of tournaments, especially away is, well, pish. It seems every time we rock up with some confidence and seem bemused when the opposition turn up and it all goes to pot. Unfortunately, I expect this game to be no different.
Next up is England at Murrayfield. We got the Calcutta Cup in this fixture two years ago, and retained it in that crazy game at Twickenham last year. Doubt England will be taking this one for granted, and despite Scotland recovering from a classic first game meltdown we’ll probably lose.
Italy Away. Haven’t lost to Italy for a while. Don’t think we will this time but you never know.
France! At Murrayfield! We tend to win against France at home these days. Might even do it this time, depending if the French Kidz get it together or not. Wales. Away. Well, we don’t tend to win there, do we.
Preview courtesy of Chimpie
FRANCE: A Sleeping Giant or a Fully-awake Midget?

Between 2000 and 2010, France won the Six Nations five times (four Grand Slams), finished second twice, third thrice and fifth just once.
Between 2011 and 2019, France finished second once (and that was in 2011), third once, fourth five times, fifth once and sixth once.
Even Bernard Laporte could see a pattern there. Ten years of rot and decadence and it could get worse, as fewer kids embraced the game, deterred by the lack of heroes and the increasing risks.
In the meantime, the French clubs were doing rather well in the big European Cup as they provided six winners and twelve runners-up (England 8 and 4, Ireland 6 and 4). In the Top 14, the stadia are packed even for the worst dirge served by – here insert your least favourite club, be it Castres, Lyon or Brive.
So basically, the players are there, albeit still propped by too many excellent foreigners, the public is there, so what’s wrong? A bit like the England centres conundrum or a conversation about the weather: everybody knows, but it functions as a social lubricant.
To make a very long story a bit shorter, the FFR has forced the hand of the clubs: they must have an ever-increasing number of French qualified players in their squad, or else they face points deductions and financial penalties (but not quite Saracenesque). It is starting to pay dividends, hence the huge number of uncapped players in the squad. The FFR then appointed a new set of coaches (Galthié, Labit, Edwards etc) who for once seem to have the basic understanding of the game and with a contract that runs until the next RWC. The clubs have now released 42 players (it used to be only 32) for the national squad and for a longer period. So what’s not to like?
The 14 players not kept in the squad by Galthié will go and play with their clubs since as usual the Top 14 will carry on during the 6N.
It goes like this:
| 6N dates for France | Top 14 main feature |
|---|---|
| Jan 25: Toulouse/Bordeaux | |
| Feb 1: England (home) | |
| Feb 8: Italy (home) | |
| Feb 15: Racing / Toulouse, Bordeaux / Lyon | |
| Feb 22: Wales (away) | Feb 22: Clermont/Bordeaux, Lyon/Racing, Toulouse/Montpellier |
| Feb 29: Racing/La Rochelle | |
| March 8: Scotland (away) | |
| March 14: Ireland (home) |
So expect injuries and more moaning from the clubs. Plus, it is difficult for Galthié to select two hookers from the same club, should they be the best in the country. For instance, one of Mauvaka and Marchand (or Dupont and Bézy) will not play for France during the 6N, whereas they probably would in a RWC.
Here is the first list of the 42. I left it in French, for your own good.
Premières lignes : Dorian Aldegheri (Stade Toulousain, 26 ans, 4 sélections), Cyril Baille (Stade Toulousain, 26 ans, 17 sélections), Demba Bamba (Lyon, 21 ans, 7 sélections), Camille Chat (Racing 92, 24 ans, 26 sélections), Anthony Etrillard (Toulon, 26 ans, 0 sélection), Jean-Baptiste Gros (Toulon, 20 ans, 0 sélection), Mohamed Haouas (Montpellier, 25 ans, 0 sélection), Julien Marchand (Stade Toulousain, 24 ans, 2 sélections), Jefferson Poirot (Bordeaux-Bègles, 27 ans, 33 sélections)
Deuxièmes lignes : Cyril Cazeaux (Bordeaux-Bègles, 24 ans, 0 sélection), Killian Geraci (Lyon, 20 ans, 0 sélection), Bernard Le Roux (Racing 92, 30 ans, 37 sélections), Boris Palu (Racing 92, 23 ans, 0 sélection), Romain Taofifenua (Toulon, 29 ans, 14 sélections), Paul Willemse (Montpellier, 27 ans, 3 sélections)
Troisièmes lignes : Grégory Alldritt (La Rochelle, 22 ans, 11 sélections), Dylan Cretin (Lyon, 22 ans, 0 sélection), François Cros (Stade Toulousain, 25 ans, 2 sélections), Alexandre Fischer (Clermont, 21 ans, 0 sélection), Sekou Macalou (Stade Français, 24 ans, 1 sélection), Charles Ollivon (cap, Toulon, 26 ans, 11 sélections), Selevasio Tolofua (Stade Toulousain, 22 ans, 0 sélection), Cameron Woki (Bordeaux-Bègles, 21 ans, 0 sélection)
Demis de mêlée : Antoine Dupont (Stade Toulousain, 23 ans, 20 sélections), Maxime Lucu (Bordeaux-Bègles, 26 ans, 0 sélection), Baptiste Serin (Toulon, 25 ans, 33 sélections)
Demis d’ouverture : Louis Carbonel (Toulon, 20 ans, 0 sélection), Matthieu Jalibert (Bordeaux-Bègles, 21 ans, 1 sélection), Romain Ntamack (Stade Toulousain, 20 ans, 12 sélections)
Centres : Gaël Fickou (Stade Français, 25 ans, 51 sélections), Julien Hériteau (Toulon, 25 ans, 0 sélection), Virimi Vakatawa (Racing 92, 27 ans, 21 sélections), Arthur Vincent (Montpellier, 20 ans, 0 sélection)
Ailiers : Gervais Cordin (Toulon, 21 ans, 0 sélection), Lester Etien (Stade Français, 24 ans, 0 sélection), Gabriel Ngandebe (Montpellier, 22 ans, 0 sélection), Damian Penaud (Clermont, 23 ans, 16 sélections), Vincent Rattez (La Rochelle, 27 ans, 3 sélections), Teddy Thomas (Racing 92, 26 ans, 16 sélections)
Arrières : Anthony Bouthier (Montpellier, 27 ans, 0 sélection), Kylan Hamdaoui (Stade Français, 25 ans, 0 sélection), Thomas Ramos (Stade Toulousain, 24 ans, 9 sélections)
Peato Mauvaka (Stade Toulousain, 23 ans, 1 sélection) replaces Etrillard, injured.
19 uncapped players, but most of them won’t play. Interesting to note that – probably looking for established familiarity – Galthié has selected pairs of SH/FH: Dupont / Ntamack from Toulouse, Serin / Carbonnel from Toulon, Lucu /Jalibert from Bordeaux. I wonder if he’ll associate them.
Some striking omissions: Slimani, Lauret, Iturria, Raka, Bézy, Iribaren, Vahaa, Médard, Huget. Some of these may join the squad later in case of injuries.
Who will start vs England? Probably these guys:
Poirot, Chat, Bamba
Le Roux, Taofifenua
Ollivon, Alldritt, Cros
Dupont, Ntamack
Fikou, Vakatawa
Penaud, Ramos, Thomas
Bench: Aldegheri, Baille, Marchand, Willemse, Macalou, Serin, Jalibert, Hamdaoui.
What to expect?
Galthié is quite pragmatic, but he will prioritise style and substance over results, as he knows he’ll have a bit of a honeymoon period with the public. He’s chosen fast and mobile forwards instead of the big lumps that Laporte and his cronies favoured — incidentally, this is why I think he’ll pick Willemse and Taofifenua to bring in some weight to his scrum, but in the long term I’m pretty sure he’ll go for Palu, Geraci,Cazeaux and the likes. France will try to play a fast running game. The emphasis put on the high tackles favour off loads and it suits the national rugby psyche.
Strengths: more time with the players, better players, better coaches, no baggage. Half the team was already there at the RWC. The backs are a real threat.
Weaknesses: The reserves are green, green, green. Ollivon is a great captain but how about other leaders? Pack’s a bit lightweight. Ramos is a good kicker, but not in the same class as Farrell or Sexton. Finally, the Feb/March weather won’t help running rugby.
In terms of results, I expect France to finish around third.
England will have too much for France, even in Paris. Then Italy should be a formality. Wales, without Vahaa, is intriguing and could go either way but I’d bet on a win for France. As in the WC, their backs have the edge. Scotland and France tend to play the same type of rugby but I think France will have too much power for Scotland (also it’s towards the end of the 6N, so injuries have a bigger impact on smaller squads). Ireland in Paris? Ireland are easy to read but hard to stop. If there is still someone standing, possibly a draw.
May I remind you all that Heidelberg, the temporary capital of rugby, will host a blog meet on March the 14th. In a place called the Dubliner Pub.
Coincidence? Methinks not.
Preview courtesy of Flair99
Further Reading
TomPirracas on hallucinations about Super Rugby.
On the telly this week
Friday 17th January
| Dragons 47 – 5 Enisei-STM | 20:00 | S4C / epcrugby.com |
| Worcester 27 – 33 Castres | 20:00 | epcrugby.com |
Saturday 18th January
| Lyon 24 – 36 Northampton | 13:00 | BT Sport 2 |
| Treviso 0 – 18 Leinster | 13:00 | BT Sport 3 |
| Cardiff 62 – 3 Calvisano | 13:00 | epcrugby.com |
| Pau 24 – 17 Leicester | 13:00 | epcrugby.com / BT Sport ESPN |
| Zebre v Bristol | 14:00 | epcrugby.com |
| Brive v Stade Français | 15:00 | epcrugby.com |
| Edinburgh v Agen | 15:00 | epcrugby.com |
| Wasps v Bordeaux | 15:00 | epcrugby.com |
| Ulster v Bath | 15:15 | BT Sport 2 |
| Harlequins v Clermont | 15:15 | Channel 4 / BT Sport 3 |
| Sale v Glasgow | 17:30 | BT Sport 3 |
| Exeter v La Rochelle | 17:30 | BT Sport 2 |
| London Irish v Scarlets | 20:00 | S4C / epcrugby.com |
| Toulon v Bayonne | 20:00 | epcrugby.com |
Sunday 19th January
| Spain v Scotland (women) | 11:00 | BBC Alba |
| Munster v Ospreys | 13:00 | BT Sport 3 |
| Saracens v Racing | 13:00 | BT Sport 2 |
| Toulouse v Gloucester | 15:15 | BT Sport 2 |
| Montpellier v Connacht | 15:15 | BT Sport 3 |

There are ‘rumours’ around from ‘them’ saying that it wasn’t Toonie, but ‘senior players’ that drummed Finn out for whatever he did.
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Haskell’ll be going down that Lawrence Fox shit route very soon.
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@thaum
Sent. I got the writing team to turn it around pretty quick.
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If we can get a duet out of it, it would be well worth it.
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Impressive, Yosoy, thanks!
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Sorry, I’m probably being dense here (so what’s new? Mrs BB), but I don’t see what was so bad about what the Hask said? Some people eat meat, some people don’t (and both groups have large amounts of reasons for doing so). I have no problem with those who are vegetarian or vegan – their choice. Just don’t tell me to change what I eat to suit your views. And the same would go for the other way about.
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Thaum – I’ve responded. Hopefully everything is in order.
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Thank you, Craigs, that is slightly less bizarre as an ATL.
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Is people being shamed for eating meat a thing, BB?
Also, Hask does seem to think some meat is dangerous:
“There’s a lot of nonsense written about meat which I think is really dangerous”
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The story now is that Finn was on the douze, he was told he wasn’t going to be part of the squad for the Ireland game because of it but he was asked to stay on and help.
He chose to return to Paris
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Russell Oot!
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Well if that’s how it panned out he’s a choob.
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Am fuming about the Finn situation! Ireland get an easy win and then Finn comes back fired up to put England to the sword and redeem himself. Bloody typical. Bloody Celts!
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This is the underdoggiest Six Nations in history.
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He’d been away from Tennants too long……………………………………..
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You’ve got the RWC runners up, the reigning champs with added LRZ, Leinster+, Renaissance men France and the other two.
Someone has got to step up to the plate and talk the talk.
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Any word on LRZ’s fitness, Yosoy?
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Apparently…..
He was drinking in a hotel bar, was asked to stop, and didn’t.
Wonder if Barry Ferguson was there?
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scotland-stars-barry-ferguson-and-allan-1016679
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Re the meat shaming, see any PETA advert:
https://images.app.goo.gl/5jQD6QMGdnYNh82u8
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Although, according to that advert we are all animals. Which is true. We’re omnivores. Sooo, it doesn’t make any sense.
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I just remembered a Terry Jones anecdote.
About 15 years ago I was in the Dog and Duck in Soho. Terry was stood at one of those high tables next to the mirror on the right hand side. A lady and a man walked in and greeted Terry. They all had a drink. Then they left. I like to think they were going to Ronnie Scott’s but it might have been the theatre. Or a restaurant. I honestly have no idea.
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@thaum
He’s well fit.
And his ankle seems better.
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OT – got any other celeb stalking anecdotes?
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@craigs
There was the time I stood behind Moira Stuart in the self service queue in Chiswick Sainsbury’s.
I didn’t see what she was buying.
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It’s lovely to get to learn a little bit about the people behind what we see on our screens. Makes them more human.
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No Oldham ones, OT?
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No Oldham ones, OT!
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New post will be tomorrow. I promise good stuff. :-)
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Iks’ Mighty Newport County…
Sorry. Iks’ Mighty Wolves have equalised against Liverpool! Cracking goal too.
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If anyone stops to think about the treatment of animals in the meat industry then it is had to avoid feelings of horror and shame. It’s a bit rich to complain about reality making you feel all persecuted and whiny. Reminds me of the alt-right whinging about the victimisation of white folk.
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Stand-off?
https://uk.rs-online.com/web/p/standoffs/6539497/
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“the name “stand-off half” was given to the one which stood off to the side of the scrum.”
Luke Price has mastered this bit. Just the rest of his game to work on.
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I do have an anecdote about a RU-connected Oldham family that is too disgusting to share on here. It’s not the Fords.
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Typical. I have the match running on the pc but missed it while typing that last diatribe. Great to have a goal allowed against LiVARpool.
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To be fair it was the only required skill in the job advert.
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@Iks – “It’s CMW, isn’t it?”
Looks to me like I fall down on three fronts:
1. Sex appeal to Essex cricket mums.
2. Worthwhile cricketing ability to be able to coach people with talent.
3. Essex accent.
Much as I would love an Essex accent if I could only choose one of the three I’m afraid it would be the cricket.
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Have to think Finn asked for the captaincy only to be told that Hogg had already got in there first. Hope he’s back to get sent off against Wales.
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Iks – you can always eat ethically farmed meat though. It’s the claims from ‘documentaries’ like The Game Changers which Hask is referring to.
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“you can always eat ethically farmed meat though”
I think it’s reasonable to expect different opinions about this.
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Bugger. Bit sloppy in defence there.
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Didn’t entirely get along with Marina’s article, but this nails what I can’t be doing with with Saracens:
“We don’t have to get its cheerleaders in to lecture the NHS, as happened with British cycling, or commercially monetise its “way” as Saracens did.”
Essentially they remind me of the worst aspects of working for my employer. Perhaps I’ll like them more once I get my redundancy money and they’re out of the top division.
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You mean “Excellent forward play there”.
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@Iks – don’t worry, if Deebee gloats over Liverpool beating your lot then I’ll select him at nine for the O’s.
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I think it’s reasonable to expect different opinions about this.
Is what the Hask was sort of saying.
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Craigs – the Graun are doing a series about the transport of live animals in the meat industry. My guess is that they are preaching to the converted regarding those likely to read it, unfortunately.
The meat industry depends on feeding people who can’t afford to buy ethically farmed meat, and people who don’t know or don’t want to know about the treatment of animals in the food chain.
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Anyhoo I’m getting preachy which does no one any good.
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MrIks, I know what you mean about the preachy thing, it’s why I try to stay off the subject these days, but, there’s always a but, There ain’t no such thing as an ethical dairy farm, and the idea of an ethical slaughter house seems absurd to me.
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iks – don’t worry, i know this is important to you. I also know most meat purchased is from animals kept in shit conditions. I also disagree with organisations like PETA. And there is a lot of misiformation suddenly out there being pushed by certain organisations. Have you seen The Game Changers?
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@Craigs – I think it’s reasonable to expect there to be people who think there’s no such thing. That’s definitely not what the Hask is saying. Anyway I’m one of the people who can’t bring themselves to find out any more than I have to and eats far more meat than they should. I can see that the case for eating less or even none is clear, but there it is.
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“I have no issue with those who choose to become meat-free but shaming those of us who don’t want to is simply wrong.”
The Hask is acknowledging a diversity of opinion on this matter and saying that it’s fine whilst also saying attempted shaming is wrong.
It’s almost the same as saying that it’s reasonable to expect differing opinions.
At least that’s how I’ve interpreted it.
And if you eat meat you should absolutely know where it comes from. As much as possible. Otherwise it is unethical. Imo the more you know about the process the better. *
*that’s me preaching anyway.
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