Learnings Not Learninged

In the exciting battle for the wooden spoon between Ireland, Wales, Italy and England, coaches have not learninged much from their previous selection errors. To be fair to Italy, they don’t have a huge range of players from which to select, and they have played brilliantly; they could and possibly should have beaten Ireland, so we’ll let Quesada off.

As for Ireland, it seems that Farrell has at least learninged that the Prendergast experiment has woefully failed after watching him splash around in the shallow part of the pitch in the first match, and create his own wadi in the second. While Crowley, like his other possible replacements, is dubious with the kicking tee (and by the way, kicking points is only HALF YOUR FUCKING JOB as a fly-half), he’s clearly much more effective on the pitch.

The inclusion of more Ulster players made a clear difference in the second match with Player of the Match being narrowed down to a choice between McCloskey, Baloucoune, Fischetti and Zuliani: two Ulstermen, and two Italians. So of course Farrell drops Izuchukwu, who also performed well, and Timoney remains on the bench.

As for England, the inclusion of Stewart continues to please ABE supporters, and Genge is always on a hair trigger for a card. Maro is looking less saint-like these days. Boris Johnson’s illegitimate son, the Pillock, provides a figure one loves to hate, sadly also because, like most super-villains, he’s pretty effective.

On to Wales. Well. Their set-pieces are functioning well, and I reckon they can beat Ireland. Also first-week Scotland, but not brilliant second-week Scotland. Probably not Italy either, especially if they keep kicking possession away, although possession is often coughed up anyway.

France obviously don’t need any learnings*.

*Have I mentioned how much I hate this horrendous evisceration of the English language?

1,141 thoughts on “Learnings Not Learninged

  1. Triskaidekaphobia's avatarTriskaidekaphobia

    Menoncello scores off a forward pass that the officials don’t seem to have noticed

    It was the other way around when he was playing vs Ireland

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  2. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    It’s a lovely evening in Belfast.

    No, it’s not, it’s the other thing. Gale-force winds, driving rain, etc. But Zac Ward has scored, and Doak’s conversion managed to pass the posts before the wind grabbed it and threw it wildly!

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  3. Bath and Saints are both playing at 1000mph. Saints 7-21 up, helped by Reid getting a really dumb yellow 2mins into the match.

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  4. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    This is a much better match than you’d expect under the conditions. We are 10-0 up, so of course I like it!

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  5. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    And TRY TOT!

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  6. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Zac Ward in the bin (quite rightly) for lifting a player by the legs.

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  7. Ulster leading, McIlroy leading, not sure about the darts and snooker, but in the minor sports Norn Ireland doing okay!

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  8. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    What do you mean, minor sports? You’ve just named two of most important ones! (Rugby and snooker, to be clear.)

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  9. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    At the moment, in snooker, there are only qualifying matches for the World Championship, and several Northern Irish are already qualified, including Mark Allen, former world number one.

    The tournament starts in earnest next week, I think.

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  10. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    TRY Izzy on his 50th cap!

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  11. Pollock gets picked up, past the horizontal by Barbeary and Lawrence and then dropped on his shoulder. Andrew Brace goes “just a pen”.

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  12. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    La Rochelle score in the 41st minute. Damn.

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  13. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    24-10 at HT.

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  14. 9 tries in the first half at The Rec. Bath fighting back from 14-35 down to 26-35 at the whistle.

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  15. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Another try for Ward, but in the corner. Dubious if that can be converted in this wind.

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  16. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Oh, thought it bounced in off the post, but apparently not. Very close, though!

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  17. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    TRY Ward (Bryn this time)!

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  18. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    The wind is ridiculous. Doak’s latest conversion attempt looked lovely, but the wind just grabbed it and whooshed it away.

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  19. Finn just made a half break, got caught and as he was falling off-loaded out the back to Pepper who was on his shoulder. Magnificent.

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  20. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Hmm, La Rochelle are a lot better and we are a lot worse in the second half.

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  21. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Well, McCormick over for Ulster. My worries have now melted away.

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  22. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Final score 41-24, with La Rochelle scoring at the death.

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  23. Just watched the Ulster highlights, the first Ward try was a lovely line.

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  24. tichtheid2's avatartichtheid2

    It was a good line Refit and he still had a fair bit to do to get to the line, nice try. Well done Ulster.
    I think Hollie is a good ref but she looks comically small in the midst of two professional packs.

    I watched the Bath Saints game, it was a belter, unfortunately there were a couple of controversial decisions by Brace that are still the talking points today.
    Personally I think it evened out across the match.

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  25. 7 mins into France vs Italy and there’s a TMO review, but all the comms have broken. Ref’s on the touchline with a mobile phone.

    Yellow and a review for the Italian 3, for head contact.

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  26. Well, that was really bloody stupid by the Connacht 14.

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  27. Three yellow cards and a penalty try is probably not how Connacht envisioned the first half going.

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  28. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Mon
    Ra
    WEEEDDGGEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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  29. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Won’t get nilled….

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  30. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Toulon won’t be nilled either…..

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  31. What a pass to Smith 😲

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  32. Toulon are shipping an awful lot of penalties. Lucky they haven’t picked up a second yellow.

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  33. Really impressive defence by Glasgow on their own line, especially considering they were on a warning.

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  34. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Bugger.

    Well done Toulon. Suspect we maybe just ran out of steam against a good side.

    Now, come on Sale…..

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  35. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    I think that Toulon winning means their semi final will be in Toulon? Or were they ranked lower than Leinster so it will be in Dublin?

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  36. flair99's avatarflair99

    Gripping game in Glasgow. Toulon not there yet but at least they got out of their T14 torpor.

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  37. flair99's avatarflair99

    BB , Toulon were ranked rather lowly, I expect them to travel next time as well.

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  38. flair99's avatarflair99

    Actually if Sale won vs Leinster, then Toulon would host Sale. I think they can already book their plane tickets to Dublin.

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  39. flair99's avatarflair99

    Lest I forget, Bath vs Northampton was a cracker. Watching English clubs make watching England even more bewildering (save for their last game vs France where there was little at stake). Huge contrast between the national XV and the clubs/ provinces, unlike in France, Ireland or Scotland.

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  40. flair99's avatarflair99

    Well, that’s a bit disappointing. Leinster vs Sale isn’t exactly a good advert for rugby. Lots of mistakes and scrums. Meh…

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  41. Keenan’s having another blinder.

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