Learnings Not Learninged

In the exciting battle for the wooden spoon between Ireland, Wales, Italy and England, coaches have not learninged much from their previous selection errors. To be fair to Italy, they don’t have a huge range of players from which to select, and they have played brilliantly; they could and possibly should have beaten Ireland, so we’ll let Quesada off.

As for Ireland, it seems that Farrell has at least learninged that the Prendergast experiment has woefully failed after watching him splash around in the shallow part of the pitch in the first match, and create his own wadi in the second. While Crowley, like his other possible replacements, is dubious with the kicking tee (and by the way, kicking points is only HALF YOUR FUCKING JOB as a fly-half), he’s clearly much more effective on the pitch.

The inclusion of more Ulster players made a clear difference in the second match with Player of the Match being narrowed down to a choice between McCloskey, Baloucoune, Fischetti and Zuliani: two Ulstermen, and two Italians. So of course Farrell drops Izuchukwu, who also performed well, and Timoney remains on the bench.

As for England, the inclusion of Stewart continues to please ABE supporters, and Genge is always on a hair trigger for a card. Maro is looking less saint-like these days. Boris Johnson’s illegitimate son, the Pillock, provides a figure one loves to hate, sadly also because, like most super-villains, he’s pretty effective.

On to Wales. Well. Their set-pieces are functioning well, and I reckon they can beat Ireland. Also first-week Scotland, but not brilliant second-week Scotland. Probably not Italy either, especially if they keep kicking possession away, although possession is often coughed up anyway.

France obviously don’t need any learnings*.

*Have I mentioned how much I hate this horrendous evisceration of the English language?

1,122 thoughts on “Learnings Not Learninged

  1. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    I was very pleased with the first ten minutes, but then it went to hell for us.

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  2. sunbeamtim's avatarsunbeamtim

    Wales showed up again, good to see. Not far off. Foxy and Cuthbert the other week were talking about Zammo back on the wing, with maybe Blair Murray at 15, so he could do what he does. He looks good at 15, but not getting the chances to finish.
    Taidgh Furlong is one of my favourite props over the years, but he currently looks done. Crowley should be there for a while, but he needs to practice off the tee a bit.

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  3. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    Good performance by Wales, I feared there would be a big step backwards but this was far from that. Watched it round at a friend’s house. We both felt the final score was pretty representative, but that with a fair wind Wales might have won but for a couple of refereeing decisions that didn’t go our way, the dropped ball over the try line and the yellow card which seemed harsh. We both also felt that we got some decisions our way that we didn’t take advantage of and the main reason we lost was that despite defending a lot better we weren’t as sharp attacking in the 22 as we have been, credit to Ireland’s defence for that of course. Quite a lot to be said for not disgracing ourselves and scoring one of the great prop tries along the way…

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  4. The Spanish language ESPN call of Carré’s try is, predictably, absolutely top notch.

    Josh Gardner (@joshgardner.bsky.social) 2026-03-06T22:55:32.827Z

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  5. It really is a helluva try! His legs just don’t move fast enough, but once he’s got a head of steam up, the momentum drags them along! đŸ˜‚

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  6. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    See Banjamin’s got his oven gloves on…

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  7. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    This could be anything, but it will probably be a France win. Hope I’m wrong.

    Still…

    ‘Mon Scotland!!!!!!!

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  8. sunbeamtim's avatarsunbeamtim

    Finn looks focused.

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  9. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Duncy with the ball! Looks slimmer than when he played….

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  10. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    Ramos blinded by the Scottish sun…

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  11. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Yessssss!!!

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  12. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Wee Darcy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  13. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    Scotland playing some wild stuff so far, great start.

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  14. Great start from Scotland! A wee bit lucky, but you’re not gonna beat France without taking those half chances.

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  15. sunbeamtim's avatarsunbeamtim

    Thats brilliant heads up rugby by Scotland, trying lots of different options. Nice try.

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  16. Finn, ya dirty get.

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  17. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Refit – it was quite funny, though!

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  18. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Bugger.

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  19. sunbeamtim's avatarsunbeamtim

    Ooh, ripped frward by Dupont? oh well, its on the board.

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  20. Oh, that was horribly easy for Attisogbe.

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  21. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Double bugger.

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  22. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Really needed to hold out for a bit longer. Have hardly been in their 22 since we scored.

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  23. Scotland need to keep the ball for a while. Not winning the kicking game. Not winning the collisions either.

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  24. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  25. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Double yesssss!!!!

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  26. Ah! Great score from Steyn! What a move!

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  27. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    Even Dupont hasn’t read that.

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  28. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  29. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Triple and indeed quadruple (for the card) yesssss!!!!

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  30. sunbeamtim's avatarsunbeamtim

    Try and yellow, nice.

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  31. Scotland playing some stunning stuff!

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  32. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    Best game of the tournament by quite a long way.

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  33. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    And what gloves!

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  34. flair99's avatarflair99

    France are still in the bus, losing all the aerial battles, the scrums and even the line out. They haven’t won a tournoyer yet, besides Dupont’s.
    Scotland great fun to watch, taking all their chances as usual. If they have enough gas left in the tank, the game is theirs.

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  35. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    Against most teams Scotland would be further ahead. France doing the NZ thing of even when they don’t play well they score two tries in no time so are still in it ready for when they get it together.

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  36. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    What the hell is happening???!!!! This isn’t like us.

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  37. Great stuff Scotland! They’re on fire! France do seemcto make pretty easy yards ball in hand though. Scotland can’t give them space!

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  38. Flair, I think you’re right. Although only a fraction off the pace, it’s a helluva pace that Scotland have set.

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  39. That’s not what you expect from Dupont.

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  40. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Wow!

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  41. ClydeMillarWynant's avatarClydeMillarWynant

    Getting a bit one-sided now, Ireland-Wales was better.

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  42. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    Dupont throughs an interception! He IS human!

    Rugby. Bloody Hell. As someone almost said.

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  43. Well. Not sure what to say! I’ll drone on anyway! This is amazing!

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  44. Aaargh! That was the match!

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  45. France, frankly, are being Franced!

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  46. sunbeamtim's avatarsunbeamtim

    Scotland need another try here. Check check on shoulder ????

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  47. thaumaturge's avatarthaumaturge

    Fantastic!!!!!

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  48. Looks a bit like a gouge there too?

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  49. Borderboy's avatarBorderboy

    French hand close to Ashman’s eye there. Still, don’t care.

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  50. sunbeamtim's avatarsunbeamtim

    Magnifique. and a yellow. WOW.

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